sheesh session – ipad 3, whitney houston, jeremy lin and toilet paper

silly simon goes to starbucks

it’s not the size of the wand….

it’s how you use the magic that makes you a boss….now summoning espresso and petrol…..(does anyone still call it that?) …now THAT’s magic….not like some of these magic kits i’ve been buying “put a cigarette through a quarter”….now i have to buy a quarter!?!…..pfft

…like omg

i don’t play wow, but i DO waste time “blogging”… and if you’ll notice from the awsm blssm facebook page (go like it!)…i don’t post much on there either =D

happy victoria day!

unrelated but still somehow right…anyways, stop reading my random babblings and get out there and start making secrets of your own…….okay, now i think i’m REALLy losing sight of what this day is all about……victory………….or something….right?

you shall not sleep!

and that’s why i don’t have kids…..not that i know about at least…mostly cause i love sleep….and cookies. you know what they say “don’t…….something”…. i dunno what people say i can’t read minds!

please internet…..please….

…i have work tomorrow morning :’( on the plus side, i could stay up all night and learn EVERything about everything from always, you know…use the internet for something productive……….yeah i don’t think i’m going in to work tomorrow :p

…this is me in bed…

yeah that’s right ;) …..not sure why i winked there…. going to see a doctor about that right now…..a lady doctor ;) ….there it goes again, aight i’m out!