my special class – annoying people in class
(you can skip the 1min intro :p) – about some of the annoying people in class – awesome blossom style =D
if you’ve ever attended a large class in university or college, i’m sure you’ve seen these special people!
annoying people include:
-the blocker: the big guy who always blocks the row of seats
-the foreign prof: usually european or brown, most commonly found in math related courses
-the inconsiderate eater: oblivious of how loud he’s being with his food
-the know it all: he’s smarter than the prof!
-the nerdz0rs: the overzealous brown noser, usually has a lame personal anecdote to share
-the “special” group: friends who attend class together, and usually spend their time fooling around and distracting others
-the annoying “couple”: typically a guy and a girl =p – usually spend their class time making out or distracting everyone with their PDA
yay school!! =D
batman in downtown…wonder if they make that suit in XXL
oh batman, you should come visit me sometime..we can discuss our crime fighting / jerky packet opening techniques. i generally prefer to use my laser eyes to burn off most packaging (and clothes)….oh whats that? you don’t have any ACTual powers except for your brains, money and prowess?………. HA! jokes on you, i don’t even HAve clothes….whaaat?
OH jesus, you hillaaaarrious…
Most expensive Starbucks drink that DOESnt taste like crap…the fattuccino
I call it, “the fattuccino” because nothing says diabetes like a venti frappuccino with vanilla bean and mocha….amongst other deliciousnesses.
happy birthday goosey goo goo….
39 years ago today, something important happened......probably, i don't know i'm not a telepathetic!...but a few years after that my good friend was born......HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO!! (what you think? i forgot? =p) = he can be seen being awesome in the most recent "SHEESH SESSION"......i had to :p =
new drink at starbucks
next time you visit starbucks be sure to order "a trenta al-pacino with some of that white stuff sprinkled on it" (....vanilla powder), he usually brings his own whip................ does that even make sense? meh, doesn't matter............. HOOAAAAa
all you need to know about math
this is all the knowledge you need to take away from math class. also chocolate chip cookies, my teacher in elementary school used to give us cookies every time we did goodfully in class
motherboy + siri = lols
siri = super intuitive really internet! <-- not sure why apple decided to call it that, but either way. here we have a loser using siri to make dinner reservations for his hot date, what's wrong buddy? seal eat your hands? ....... HAHAha, oh siri! your balls are like the falls, big, powerful and once you start going down on them, you can't come back up (the canadian side, not U.S =P)"
how to draw…the end of the world
seen above is my (see: "not actually mine") artistic rendition of how i imagine the world will end. unicorns have babies with pac-men with horse shoe mouths and swirly marbles have porcupine quills......what, it could happen!..... save us meteor man!! (MaYbe 1 other person will get that reference to the early 90s.... who am i kidding, you all know who i'm talking about)
CALL her!
couldn't make that up......unless my name were jock phlegmington.......now THat was definitely made up.....just like a jock who has phlegm. pffft, when i get sick i hock up bunny rabbits, the fluffy kinds you can eat....too far? okay i'll stop............or will i?!?!?....yeah okay,, bye!
learning by osmosis…..or is it diffusion =O (mind blasted!)
i tried that method of learning! for the entire 2 years of my undergraduate studies......whaa?!?!? could it be? are you reading the words of a geekneeous?!....HA! jokes on you!...no seriously, go look at the mirror, you'll see what i mean
baby got (it) back….
i love this kids expression, reminds me of myself when i was younger.....like 80 something years ago.......GASP! could it be? could this hilariously, awsome-pants "blogger" be 60?!?!?!1?........math wasn't a compulsory subject back in the day =p
sheesh session – ipad 3, whitney houston (rip), jeremey lin and toilet paper – COMING SOON
if you don't already know about sheesh sessions, check them out - random discussions with my friends about some recent things and stuffs.........captain ambiguous strikes again! ....anyways, the 3rd installment is coming VERY soon!
sadist ba(r)k pack =D
lady gaga killed kermit……also, she is special =D
oh lady gaga, the epitome of special...meanwhile i really like adele and her awesomefully powerful giant voice. reminds me of the power rangers megazord, no no, not charizard....burnt down my parents house trying to emulate him one halloween.....stupid flamer
