i dream of sammiches …. nom nom nom

i wake up during an awesome dream then go LIVE out that dream.....for some reason all of these end up in the kitchen.....odd

what i look like, minus the mustache…..and the muscles

so i'm sure a lot of you have been wondering what i look like.......really? ..... do you REALLy care that much? "no not really, stop flattering yourself fatty"...no YOU're FAT!!