oh uncle jack….”oh boy”…..

EVERY dam time!! this is why i don't believe in toast the bread OR toast the game.....remember that childhood game? uncle jack used to play it with me all the time.....we'd take off our shirts and run into each other and then the bonus round was with vaseline rubbed all over our chests.........oh uncle jack with his moustache............i REALLy hope you guys got that i was joking there...oh boy! <-- that's what uncle jack used to exclaim every time we played

still don’t get why i’m single…

...i just find it funny.....just like the joke itself 😀 besides, girls can't work the internet yet so i don't think i have to worry about anything :p (still can't figure out why i'm single!)