it’s not the size of the wand….

it’s how you use the magic that makes you a boss….now summoning espresso and petrol…..(does anyone still call it that?) …now THAT’s magic….not like some of these magic kits i’ve been buying “put a cigarette through a quarter”….now i have to buy a quarter!?!…..pfft

Most expensive Starbucks drink that DOESnt taste like crap…the fattuccino

I call it, “the fattuccino” because nothing says diabetes like a venti frappuccino with vanilla bean and mocha….amongst other deliciousnesses….oh and then the 16 shots of espresso (fun fact: 16 shots of espresso + you = free ambulance ride =D