i’m a javanaut….i think i might have a problem

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it’s not the size of the wand….

it’s how you use the magic that makes you a boss….now summoning espresso and petrol…..(does anyone still call it that?) …now THAT’s magic….not like some of these magic kits i’ve been buying “put a cigarette through a quarter”….now i have to buy a quarter!?!…..pfft

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and that's precisely why i don't use the internet....in fact, even this post was mailed to my friend 4 days ago so HE could post it online. WHAt's that?! am i a time machine?....no dumbass, i'm a time traveller sent back from the past to the future in order to stop the world from going stupid.....PARADOXXX .....the adult film......now you might be asking yourself "wtf just happened?!" and you would be correct.....INCEpTION!.
....okay, so next time i think i won't have 3 cups of coffee before posting