…this type of thing never works….trust me bro!
this made me lol for a couple of minutes =D
wth does that girl think she's doing!? only cats drink milk.....cats and men. especially if you want to end up fighting crime like me....that's right! "closing gyms since last year" am i implying that gyms are evil? well you tell me, what rhymes with "gym"?....yes, "jim" and i have NEVer known anyone named "jim" who wasN't evil....so NOW who's the special person.......what? still me?....eff
and that's precisely why i don't use the internet....in fact, even this post was mailed to my friend 4 days ago so HE could post it online. WHAt's that?! am i a time machine?....no dumbass, i'm a time traveller sent back from the past to the future in order to stop the world from going stupid.....PARADOXXX .....the adult film......now you might be asking yourself "wtf just happened?!" and you would be correct.....INCEpTION!.
....okay, so next time i think i won't have 3 cups of coffee before posting
trees running?! what's next?.....me running? ...i think not... i had my running muscles removed at a very early age....traded them in for a sega dreamcast.....yeah that's right, i'm not letting the government tell ME what to do....
and even the sun isn't doing it for me lately either....but hey, one step at a time i guess
the last time i went to the museum, i walked out with one of those mummy things...don't ask how, just appreciate the fact that i did it withOUT taking my pants off..... on an unrelated note: did you know that it is REALLY hard to sell a 6 foot tall roll of toilet paper on ebay?!.....yeah, i was surprised too! at $13.45 THAT is a bargain!
jeez, finally he can eat!
dam you dryer troll!!
i mean, i'll still stalk ... but c'mon!
.... wtf is wrong with me? lol
(i was totally KIDding btw =p lol...again, just JOKing....that doesn't work)
hmm….considering family reads this, c’est le inappropriate? (i majored in french….as in, i ate a major amount of french fries a few weeks back and had a major digestive problem….i think it’s the same thing basically :p)
so basically i'm just a cat...minus the ability to lick myself....so where does that leave me? 😦
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