and that's precisely why i don't use the internet....in fact, even this post was mailed to my friend 4 days ago so HE could post it online. WHAt's that?! am i a time machine?....no dumbass, i'm a time traveller sent back from the past to the future in order to stop the world from going stupid.....PARADOXXX .....the adult film......now you might be asking yourself "wtf just happened?!" and you would be correct.....INCEpTION!.
....okay, so next time i think i won't have 3 cups of coffee before posting
i'm in between the two, more of a sarcasmatron or an obesotron...... actually if you consider my ability to seek out and close down buffets i'm more of a "big fat cheap brown guy with huge biceps and good looks"....... oh MAN do i have good looks, we're talking "charles darwin meets denzel washington and makes a baby and then that baby grows up and makes babies with rob schneider" i'm THAt good looking .....so yeah....kind of a big deal =p
i love having to call my voicemail number, then entering my pass code, then waiting for the seductive robot lady voice to tell me i have 1 new voicemail and then to just hear you say: “hey it’s me, call me back”. now THAT’s information, i couldn’t have gotten from my caller ID =p
i employ a very simple system: if its nothing urgent, text me. if its important, send me a picture of yourself in that situation, preferably in a comical manner (e.g. “flat tire on the side of highway, dark, no cars, help!” —> show picture of self with no pants on beating the crap out of a scary clown with a tire iron…..now THAts comedy!)
if you don't already know about sheesh sessions, check them out - random discussions with my friends about some recent things and stuffs.........captain ambiguous strikes again! ....anyways, the 3rd installment is coming VERY soon!
oh lady gaga, the epitome of special...meanwhile i really like adele and her awesomefully powerful giant voice. reminds me of the power rangers megazord, no no, not charizard....burnt down my parents house trying to emulate him one halloween.....stupid flamer
in the bowl: grape mint flavor tobacco
topics: ambulances, blackberry playbook vs. apple ipad, chow mein vs. lo mein noodles
me and some friends discuss a variety of random topics while enjoying an awesome blossom bowl of grapemint shisha or as we call it, da sheesh.
very random discussion while smoking shisha (aka sheesh session)
awsm blssm - home of the sarcasmopotamus 