my biceps bend electricity, thus inducing a magnetic charge which attracts ALLLLLLLLLLl da ladies........... i feel weird...
magnetic pipes =D
Tag Archives: awesome
i eat at least 3 everyday…
two of the awesomest laugh making people evar
zombie like you mean it!!
they forgot to mention: by biting a zombie during accidental love making on the hood of my car last week accidentally eating zombie brains
geekneeous!!
i tried that.....did not work out as you would imagine. my cat kinda just landed on the piece of toast and started licking himself.......we made eye contact......it was awkward =s
how i looked like as a kid….
there’s no punch line to that……literally i looked like that ^^ only with a mustache…..and a beard…….and no pants…….never did get into that trend
1 out of every 4 ……..
i think they mean 1 out of every 4 personalities is ..... REALLY!?! NO one got that reference?!?! go watch my jeero, silly simon or olav videos, oh and take notes i'll be quizzing you 😉 ....... not sure why i winked there
bench > lady friend
oooOOooo i see what you did there ;)
.....see what he did there? 😉 ;)...... wait what, you didn't? ask yourself "where are his hands?"....now ask yourself "why am i so ugly?" MUHAHa! did i make you cry?.....no?....fine, eff you i can build my tear gun without you!
sheesh session – cinnamon challenge, silly simon and coffee makes me poop
drugging and driving can be hi-larious
and THAts why you shouldn't drive with your head outside your car
my first sunday off! =D
free from all assignments and tests, just sitting at home with a gigantic box of krispy kreme...what more could a guy ask for?......ladies i guess, but ive got so many it should be illegal.....i guess if you factor in all the money i've had to shell out..... yeah, definitely illegal.....FML
see, now that’s just mean…
silly simon goes to starbucks
what i look like, minus the mustache…..and the muscles
so i'm sure a lot of you have been wondering what i look like.......really? ..... do you REALLy care that much? "no not really, stop flattering yourself fatty"...no YOU're FAT!!
my last 3 days…
as all three of my followers know, i've been MIA due to some school stuffz....anyways, this is the type of fun i was having.... you know you've done well on a test when.....
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