so i'm sure a lot of you have been wondering what i look like.......really? ..... do you REALLy care that much? "no not really, stop flattering yourself fatty"...no YOU're FAT!!
as all three of my followers know, i've been MIA due to some school stuffz....anyways, this is the type of fun i was having.... you know you've done well on a test when.....
i love having to call my voicemail number, then entering my pass code, then waiting for the seductive robot lady voice to tell me i have 1 new voicemail and then to just hear you say: “hey it’s me, call me back”. now THAT’s information, i couldn’t have gotten from my caller ID =p
i employ a very simple system: if its nothing urgent, text me. if its important, send me a picture of yourself in that situation, preferably in a comical manner (e.g. “flat tire on the side of highway, dark, no cars, help!” —> show picture of self with no pants on beating the crap out of a scary clown with a tire iron…..now THAts comedy!)
additionally, coffee = jet fuel and broom also equals pony, or in my case: a car...... cause even as a child..... i kNEw i was special
this is all the knowledge you need to take away from math class. also chocolate chip cookies, my teacher in elementary school used to give us cookies every time we did goodfully in class
under his beard.......is another fist
awsm blssm - home of the sarcasmopotamus 