batman in downtown…wonder if they make that suit in XXL

oh batman, you should come visit me sometime..we can discuss our crime fighting / jerky packet opening techniques. i generally prefer to use my laser eyes to burn off most packaging (and clothes)….oh whats that? you don’t have any ACTual powers except for your brains, money and prowess?………. HA! jokes on you, i don’t even HAve clothes….whaaat?