oh batman, you should come visit me sometime..we can discuss our crime fighting / jerky packet opening techniques. i generally prefer to use my laser eyes to burn off most packaging (and clothes)….oh whats that? you don’t have any ACTual powers except for your brains, money and prowess?………. HA! jokes on you, i don’t even HAve clothes….whaaat?
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new drink at starbucks
motherboy + siri = lols

siri = super intuitive really internet! <-- not sure why apple decided to call it that, but either way. here we have a loser using siri to make dinner reservations for his hot date, what's wrong buddy? seal eat your hands? ....... HAHAha, oh siri! your balls are like the falls, big, powerful and once you start going down on them, you can't come back up (the canadian side, not U.S =P)"
how to draw…the end of the world

seen above is my (see: "not actually mine") artistic rendition of how i imagine the world will end. unicorns have babies with pac-men with horse shoe mouths and swirly marbles have porcupine quills......what, it could happen!..... save us meteor man!! (MaYbe 1 other person will get that reference to the early 90s.... who am i kidding, you all know who i'm talking about)