on a TOTally unrelated note, i'm free .....pretty much every night of the week..... lemme know if you wanna hang out or..... hit up krispy kreme (they know me there so i can get us a sweet discount 😉 <---get it? cause you're slowly discounting your life span with the sweet sweet glaze of krispy kreme?! oh me :p
and THAts why i wear muscle shirts, cause my stupid fat covers the muscles....so now my muscle shirt.....covers my....fat..... in some alternate universe that makes sense
and THats why, you should always get one of those beer hat things (also you shouldn't drink :p)
and now we know why i barely get any work done
for those of you kids reading this, the thingy on the left side is a pencil sharpener! =p
let's be honest, the gym is simply too far.......krispy kreme however....available at every walmart =D.....step it up gyms!!!
i sincerely hope a bug flies into your mouth and makes babies with your hanging throat punching bag thingy....... ...... riiiiight.... =D (on a side note: like this post if you yawned while 'reading" these pictures :p)
....because nothing says "i'm not a lazy fat guy" like two of the same kinds of posts in one day
i was the silver ranger! =D.....not sure what that says about me, but there it is........you now know something about me even the OTHER rangers didn't know.........i'm actually the silver surfer!!!!!!
my biceps bend electricity, thus inducing a magnetic charge which attracts ALLLLLLLLLLl da ladies........... i feel weird...
two of the awesomest laugh making people evar
they forgot to mention: by biting a zombie during accidental love making on the hood of my car last week accidentally eating zombie brains
i tried that.....did not work out as you would imagine. my cat kinda just landed on the piece of toast and started licking himself.......we made eye contact......it was awkward =s
awsm blssm - home of the sarcasmopotamus 