unrelated but still somehow right…anyways, stop reading my random babblings and get out there and start making secrets of your own…….okay, now i think i’m REALLy losing sight of what this day is all about……victory………….or something….right?
now at 500,000+ views overall, thanks silly simon and your silliness
i see what you did there 😉
and that’s why i don’t have kids…..not that i know about at least…mostly cause i love sleep….and cookies. you know what they say “don’t…….something”…. i dunno what people say i can’t read minds!
next you’re going to tell me i should be going to the gym…….but i’m not 😉
it’s no mystery why a guy who spends his days “blogging” is single. but in my case it IS a mystery…”start blogging” they said, “you’ll get all da ladies” they said….. last time i listen to my world of warcraft online friends
back of the bus?!?!…could it be? am i racist?………..CAPITAL LETTERS TRANSITION!: i usually just get my own bus, the kinds you see at the airport…..with doors that open wide enough for a hippo to pass through!….or just one really hungry hungry ‘blogger’
no, not because they force me to! it’s totally by choice!…..sadly not mine 😦
....my cat doesn't make faces.......he just licks himself.........while he sits in my lap.....that jackass....trying to make me jealous cause i can't even see my "lickables"
little known fact, this “blogger” is actually a full fledged mercenary……. so if you want someone “wacked off”….HOLLA!!!! …. the only forms of payment i accept are smiles………and donuts……..also i don’t accept smiles
who reads words nowadays any ways? as a matter of fact i don't even like anything that sounds like manual, the name Manuel or the word "annual". (read: i think i have problems)
ooooo, i see what you did there 😉
dammit bear, but down the "dam" phone!.....get it? cause a beaver makes a dam........and because dam you if you don't get it........did you get it now?....ah eff you guys i give up :p
not a bad name bro, wish mine was that versatile..... i mean, what can you do with "awesome blossom"?
awesome possom? awesome sauce'em?......awesome floss'em.........wash em? flash em if you got em?....................................awesome YUM-YUM!!!!!! that's IT!!!!!, eff you christopher floss'em....pfft, what' a dumbass name!
i don't personally believe in baking, i believe in buying...then eating....then crying..........nowadays you can even get cookies in liquid form.......but you can't change the form of crying...always sad =(
meet, "something seal"....i don't think that's his name, but i call him that. we speak almost every day....mostly when i'm in my "alone place", oh something seal, you always make me lol my pants off..........maybe we should call you "sneaky seal" ;).....well played sir...well played
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