my headphones tangle up about as often as i go to the gym.........so never.....which is exactly why i bought bluetoof headphones - "so they don't tangle up when i'm running on the treadmill" <== i remember saying those exact words once upon a time ..... and now look at me....."blogging" from a line up at baskin robins......... eff =D
pfft, who uses point and shoot cameras anymore?
"iphone, baby", this is what i call siri, "get in my mouth!"......and somehow......still single.... i don't get it!!!!!
oh cats, natures wilderbeast......what's that? "what do wilderbeast have to do with cats?" well for one, neither of them ask me stupid questions like you just did so =p, in yoUR face!
dam you dryer troll!!
i mean, i'll still stalk ... but c'mon!
.... wtf is wrong with me? lol
(i was totally KIDding btw =p lol...again, just JOKing....that doesn't work)
hmm….considering family reads this, c’est le inappropriate? (i majored in french….as in, i ate a major amount of french fries a few weeks back and had a major digestive problem….i think it’s the same thing basically :p)
oh the energy these two must have used up to make these signs, they could have spent that time watching my videos on youtube....seriously, they have way too much time..... i spend my time making one awsm video then spamming it all over the internets....so....i......win?...... (go search: "silly simon goes to starbucks" you won't be disappointed 😉
on a TOTally unrelated note, i'm free .....pretty much every night of the week..... lemme know if you wanna hang out or..... hit up krispy kreme (they know me there so i can get us a sweet discount 😉 <---get it? cause you're slowly discounting your life span with the sweet sweet glaze of krispy kreme?! oh me :p
for those of you kids reading this, the thingy on the left side is a pencil sharpener! =p
let's be honest, the gym is simply too far.......krispy kreme however....available at every walmart =D.....step it up gyms!!!
i sincerely hope a bug flies into your mouth and makes babies with your hanging throat punching bag thingy....... ...... riiiiight.... =D (on a side note: like this post if you yawned while 'reading" these pictures :p)
i generally tape my bowl to the table when i eat, you can't trust little girls in yellow.......not yet at least.
my biceps bend electricity, thus inducing a magnetic charge which attracts ALLLLLLLLLLl da ladies........... i feel weird...
two of the awesomest laugh making people evar
they forgot to mention: by biting a zombie during accidental love making on the hood of my car last week accidentally eating zombie brains
awsm blssm - home of the sarcasmopotamus 