pfft, who uses point and shoot cameras anymore?
"iphone, baby", this is what i call siri, "get in my mouth!"......and somehow......still single.... i don't get it!!!!!
and thus the helmet cam was invented
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fact!
dam you dryer troll!!
oh kids…….want some candy?
i mean, i'll still stalk ... but c'mon!
.... wtf is wrong with me? lol
(i was totally KIDding btw =p lol...again, just JOKing....that doesn't work)
nice pants bro!
hmm….considering family reads this, c’est le inappropriate? (i majored in french….as in, i ate a major amount of french fries a few weeks back and had a major digestive problem….i think it’s the same thing basically :p)
too much time? (youtube: “awsm blssm” ;)
oh the energy these two must have used up to make these signs, they could have spent that time watching my videos on youtube....seriously, they have way too much time..... i spend my time making one awsm video then spamming it all over the internets....so....i......win?...... (go search: "silly simon goes to starbucks" you won't be disappointed 😉
this made me lol….then hungry, then almost immediately lol again
on a TOTally unrelated note, i'm free .....pretty much every night of the week..... lemme know if you wanna hang out or..... hit up krispy kreme (they know me there so i can get us a sweet discount 😉 <---get it? cause you're slowly discounting your life span with the sweet sweet glaze of krispy kreme?! oh me :p
…i’d say more of a grandfather or uncle…
for those of you kids reading this, the thingy on the left side is a pencil sharpener! =p
story of my life
let's be honest, the gym is simply too far.......krispy kreme however....available at every walmart =D.....step it up gyms!!!
hey horse face….yeah you!
i sincerely hope a bug flies into your mouth and makes babies with your hanging throat punching bag thingy....... ...... riiiiight.... =D (on a side note: like this post if you yawned while 'reading" these pictures :p)
tape it down bro!
i generally tape my bowl to the table when i eat, you can't trust little girls in yellow.......not yet at least.
magnetic pipes =D
my biceps bend electricity, thus inducing a magnetic charge which attracts ALLLLLLLLLLl da ladies........... i feel weird...
i eat at least 3 everyday…
two of the awesomest laugh making people evar
zombie like you mean it!!
they forgot to mention: by biting a zombie during accidental love making on the hood of my car last week accidentally eating zombie brains
geekneeous!!
i tried that.....did not work out as you would imagine. my cat kinda just landed on the piece of toast and started licking himself.......we made eye contact......it was awkward =s
jeez….gIVe it up lady!
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