there’s no punch line to that……literally i looked like that ^^ only with a mustache…..and a beard…….and no pants…….never did get into that trend
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1 out of every 4 ……..
i think they mean 1 out of every 4 personalities is ..... REALLY!?! NO one got that reference?!?! go watch my jeero, silly simon or olav videos, oh and take notes i'll be quizzing you 😉 ....... not sure why i winked there
bench > lady friend
oooOOooo i see what you did there ;)
.....see what he did there? 😉 ;)...... wait what, you didn't? ask yourself "where are his hands?"....now ask yourself "why am i so ugly?" MUHAHa! did i make you cry?.....no?....fine, eff you i can build my tear gun without you!
sheesh session – cinnamon challenge, silly simon and coffee makes me poop
drugging and driving can be hi-larious
and THAts why you shouldn't drive with your head outside your car
my first sunday off! =D
free from all assignments and tests, just sitting at home with a gigantic box of krispy kreme...what more could a guy ask for?......ladies i guess, but ive got so many it should be illegal.....i guess if you factor in all the money i've had to shell out..... yeah, definitely illegal.....FML
see, now that’s just mean…
silly simon goes to starbucks
what i look like, minus the mustache…..and the muscles
so i'm sure a lot of you have been wondering what i look like.......really? ..... do you REALLy care that much? "no not really, stop flattering yourself fatty"...no YOU're FAT!!
my last 3 days…
as all three of my followers know, i've been MIA due to some school stuffz....anyways, this is the type of fun i was having.... you know you've done well on a test when.....
don’t worry, brb bro..
don't worry, i haven't forgotten about all 4 of you who actually frequent this website, you can thank my profs for bombarding me with 4 consecutive assessments in 3 days... YAY school! =D
voicemails and how much i like them…. spoiler alert: not very much
i love having to call my voicemail number, then entering my pass code, then waiting for the seductive robot lady voice to tell me i have 1 new voicemail and then to just hear you say: “hey it’s me, call me back”. now THAT’s information, i couldn’t have gotten from my caller ID =p
i employ a very simple system: if its nothing urgent, text me. if its important, send me a picture of yourself in that situation, preferably in a comical manner (e.g. “flat tire on the side of highway, dark, no cars, help!” —> show picture of self with no pants on beating the crap out of a scary clown with a tire iron…..now THAts comedy!)
fact!
additionally, coffee = jet fuel and broom also equals pony, or in my case: a car...... cause even as a child..... i kNEw i was special
awsm blssm - home of the sarcasmopotamus 