....my cat doesn't make faces.......he just licks himself.........while he sits in my lap.....that jackass....trying to make me jealous cause i can't even see my "lickables"
i wake up during an awesome dream then go LIVE out that dream.....for some reason all of these end up in the kitchen.....odd
summer courses..... COME AT ME BRO!!!.....actually gimme some time, i need to get my self checked out for problems with my backside ...especially after this last final...still hurts...true story bro :s
wait, WHAT DOES IT SAY BEHIND THE PLAY SIGN!!!!!?!?!??!??!??!?!!!111234!!?
and MY workout is: your sitting down and eating chips in front of the tv watching teletubbies and criticizing that smug arrogant bastard "lala".......with his stupid awesome theme song and lack of pants........oh how i envy him
facebooks new intuition feature kinda knows the real you better than you really know the real yu <-- that asian guy who works down at the "wok chop shop" (that's a badass name for an asian restaurant.... PATENT PENDING!:)
...i just find it funny.....just like the joke itself 😀 besides, girls can't work the internet yet so i don't think i have to worry about anything :p (still can't figure out why i'm single!)
dam you dryer troll!!
here in canada we have whats known as "self respect", personally i have yet to find this creature.......but it SOUNds delicious
so basically i'm just a cat...minus the ability to lick myself....so where does that leave me? 😦
awsm blssm - home of the sarcasmopotamus 