on a TOTally unrelated note, i'm free .....pretty much every night of the week..... lemme know if you wanna hang out or..... hit up krispy kreme (they know me there so i can get us a sweet discount 😉 <---get it? cause you're slowly discounting your life span with the sweet sweet glaze of krispy kreme?! oh me :p
and THAts why i wear muscle shirts, cause my stupid fat covers the muscles....so now my muscle shirt.....covers my....fat..... in some alternate universe that makes sense
i sincerely hope a bug flies into your mouth and makes babies with your hanging throat punching bag thingy....... ...... riiiiight.... =D (on a side note: like this post if you yawned while 'reading" these pictures :p)
....because nothing says "i'm not a lazy fat guy" like two of the same kinds of posts in one day
i was the silver ranger! =D.....not sure what that says about me, but there it is........you now know something about me even the OTHER rangers didn't know.........i'm actually the silver surfer!!!!!!
i generally tape my bowl to the table when i eat, you can't trust little girls in yellow.......not yet at least.
my biceps bend electricity, thus inducing a magnetic charge which attracts ALLLLLLLLLLl da ladies........... i feel weird...
i tried that.....did not work out as you would imagine. my cat kinda just landed on the piece of toast and started licking himself.......we made eye contact......it was awkward =s
there’s no punch line to that……literally i looked like that ^^Â only with a mustache…..and a beard…….and no pants…….never did get into that trend
i think they mean 1 out of every 4 personalities is ..... REALLY!?! NO one got that reference?!?! go watch my jeero, silly simon or olav videos, oh and take notes i'll be quizzing you 😉 ....... not sure why i winked there
.....see what he did there? 😉 ;)...... wait what, you didn't? ask yourself "where are his hands?"....now ask yourself "why am i so ugly?" MUHAHa! did i make you cry?.....no?....fine, eff you i can build my tear gun without you!
and THAts why you shouldn't drive with your head outside your car
free from all assignments and tests, just sitting at home with a gigantic box of krispy kreme...what more could a guy ask for?......ladies i guess, but ive got so many it should be illegal.....i guess if you factor in all the money i've had to shell out..... yeah, definitely illegal.....FML
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