and THAts why i wear muscle shirts, cause my stupid fat covers the muscles....so now my muscle shirt.....covers my....fat..... in some alternate universe that makes sense
dam you doughnuts…..dam you….
Tag Archives: Funny
…i’d say more of a grandfather or uncle…
for those of you kids reading this, the thingy on the left side is a pencil sharpener! =p
story of my life
let's be honest, the gym is simply too far.......krispy kreme however....available at every walmart =D.....step it up gyms!!!
hey horse face….yeah you!
i sincerely hope a bug flies into your mouth and makes babies with your hanging throat punching bag thingy....... ...... riiiiight.... =D (on a side note: like this post if you yawned while 'reading" these pictures :p)
omg, i remember those days….
....because nothing says "i'm not a lazy fat guy" like two of the same kinds of posts in one day
i can’t wait to be senile, oh the lols i’ll have…
i was the silver ranger! =D.....not sure what that says about me, but there it is........you now know something about me even the OTHER rangers didn't know.........i'm actually the silver surfer!!!!!!
tape it down bro!
i generally tape my bowl to the table when i eat, you can't trust little girls in yellow.......not yet at least.
zombie like you mean it!!
they forgot to mention: by biting a zombie during accidental love making on the hood of my car last week accidentally eating zombie brains
geekneeous!!
i tried that.....did not work out as you would imagine. my cat kinda just landed on the piece of toast and started licking himself.......we made eye contact......it was awkward =s
jeez….gIVe it up lady!
how i looked like as a kid….
there’s no punch line to that……literally i looked like that ^^ only with a mustache…..and a beard…….and no pants…….never did get into that trend
1 out of every 4 ……..
i think they mean 1 out of every 4 personalities is ..... REALLY!?! NO one got that reference?!?! go watch my jeero, silly simon or olav videos, oh and take notes i'll be quizzing you 😉 ....... not sure why i winked there
bench > lady friend
oooOOooo i see what you did there ;)
.....see what he did there? 😉 ;)...... wait what, you didn't? ask yourself "where are his hands?"....now ask yourself "why am i so ugly?" MUHAHa! did i make you cry?.....no?....fine, eff you i can build my tear gun without you!
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