… i can never tell…

there’s no way to tell for sure…but i have a feeling that dinosaurs can’t swim…..so that’s a start…also can you ACTually mount a shark?…..didn’t work for me last time

decisions decisions

oh the tough decisions we face on a regular basis, this one is the story of my life, but more often than not, i end up getting tired of thinking and just doing the dirty dance going to sleep

in just one hour…

almost as deceiving as these guys

why ARN’t you laughing?

now wire free…

who i am…

before it was cool…

people *these days…

bad ass in the hizouse…

 thug lyfe!!

 

now who’s stupid?!

krispy kreme diet works bro!

you might as well give up right now…

… i hate math…true story bro

why do girls cut their hair so short?

i still don’t know what the deal is with these chicks…..what’re they……funny?  (also, that’s what she said 😉

oh me…..ur so awesome (…also old)

party at krispy kreme tonight, ALL of my readers are invited….. so i guess i’ll call them and make a reservation for 6 (my mom, dad and cat are also coming) so i guess you 3 can carpool or something….. see what i did there 😉

book face……head shot

the real deal, although when i face books, they often end with me watching tv….why read the book when you could watch the movie??!……exactly!