Tag Archives: lol

hey horse face….yeah you!

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i sincerely hope a bug flies into your mouth and makes babies with your hanging throat punching bag thingy....... ...... riiiiight.... =D (on a side note: like this post if you yawned while 'reading" these pictures :p)

omg, i remember those days….

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....because nothing says "i'm not a lazy fat guy" like two of the same kinds of posts in one day

i can’t wait to be senile, oh the lols i’ll have…

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i was the silver ranger! =D.....not sure what that says about me, but there it is........you now know something about me even the OTHER rangers didn't know.........i'm actually the silver surfer!!!!!!

tape it down bro!

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i generally tape my bowl to the table when i eat, you can't trust little girls in yellow.......not yet at least.

gaud, why y u no take?

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magnetic pipes =D

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my biceps bend electricity, thus inducing a magnetic charge which attracts ALLLLLLLLLLl da ladies........... i feel weird...

i eat at least 3 everyday…

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two of the awesomest laugh making people evar

zombie like you mean it!!

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they forgot to mention: by biting a zombie during accidental love making on the hood of my car last week accidentally eating zombie brains

geekneeous!!

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i tried that.....did not work out as you would imagine. my cat kinda just landed on the piece of toast and started licking himself.......we made eye contact......it was awkward =s

rock, yeah!….ing, yeah!….

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jeez….gIVe it up lady!

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how i looked like as a kid….

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there’s no punch line to that……literally i looked like that ^^  only with a mustache…..and a beard…….and no pants…….never did get into that trend

1 out of every 4 ……..

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i think they mean 1 out of every 4 personalities is ..... REALLY!?! NO one got that reference?!?! go watch my jeero, silly simon or olav videos, oh and take notes i'll be quizzing you 😉 ....... not sure why i winked there

bench > lady friend

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oooOOooo i see what you did there ;)

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.....see what he did there? 😉 ;)...... wait what, you didn't? ask yourself "where are his hands?"....now ask yourself "why am i so ugly?" MUHAHa! did i make you cry?.....no?....fine, eff you i can build my tear gun without you!