unrelated but still somehow right…anyways, stop reading my random babblings and get out there and start making secrets of your own…….okay, now i think i’m REALLy losing sight of what this day is all about……victory………….or something….right?
now at 500,000+ views overall, thanks silly simon and your silliness
i see what you did there 😉
and that’s why i don’t have kids…..not that i know about at least…mostly cause i love sleep….and cookies. you know what they say “don’t…….something”…. i dunno what people say i can’t read minds!
next you’re going to tell me i should be going to the gym…….but i’m not 😉
it’s no mystery why a guy who spends his days “blogging” is single. but in my case it IS a mystery…”start blogging” they said, “you’ll get all da ladies” they said….. last time i listen to my world of warcraft online friends
boooooyaaaaaa!!!!! i wish i could come up with something as awesome as that with my name……. “hey what’s awesome and has 3 legs …. ; )”…what?… “awesome blossom, that’s what!”……what, is he gay or something?…..”no….”….then why does he call himself awesome blossom?……….”………because ….you’re gay!” (…dammit, should registered a less questionable domain name!)
back of the bus?!?!…could it be? am i racist?………..CAPITAL LETTERS TRANSITION!: i usually just get my own bus, the kinds you see at the airport…..with doors that open wide enough for a hippo to pass through!….or just one really hungry hungry ‘blogger’
no, not because they force me to! it’s totally by choice!…..sadly not mine 😦
....my cat doesn't make faces.......he just licks himself.........while he sits in my lap.....that jackass....trying to make me jealous cause i can't even see my "lickables"
little known fact, this “blogger” is actually a full fledged mercenary……. so if you want someone “wacked off”….HOLLA!!!! …. the only forms of payment i accept are smiles………and donuts……..also i don’t accept smiles
who reads words nowadays any ways? as a matter of fact i don't even like anything that sounds like manual, the name Manuel or the word "annual". (read: i think i have problems)
ooooo, i see what you did there 😉
dammit bear, but down the "dam" phone!.....get it? cause a beaver makes a dam........and because dam you if you don't get it........did you get it now?....ah eff you guys i give up :p
not a bad name bro, wish mine was that versatile..... i mean, what can you do with "awesome blossom"?
awesome possom? awesome sauce'em?......awesome floss'em.........wash em? flash em if you got em?....................................awesome YUM-YUM!!!!!! that's IT!!!!!, eff you christopher floss'em....pfft, what' a dumbass name!
i don't personally believe in baking, i believe in buying...then eating....then crying..........nowadays you can even get cookies in liquid form.......but you can't change the form of crying...always sad =(
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