straight to the point

and thus the helmet cam was invented

pfft, who uses point and shoot cameras anymore?
"iphone, baby", this is what i call siri, "get in my mouth!"......and somehow......still single.... i don't get it!!!!!

still don’t get why i’m single…

...i just find it funny.....just like the joke itself 😀 besides, girls can't work the internet yet so i don't think i have to worry about anything :p (still can't figure out why i'm single!)

booked it!

oh cats, natures wilderbeast......what's that? "what do wilderbeast have to do with cats?" well for one, neither of them ask me stupid questions like you just did so =p, in yoUR face!

nice pants bro!

hmm….considering family reads this, c’est le inappropriate? (i majored in french….as in, i ate a major amount of french fries a few weeks back and had a major digestive problem….i think it’s the same thing basically :p)

this made me lol….then hungry, then almost immediately lol again

on a TOTally unrelated note, i'm free .....pretty much every night of the week..... lemme know if you wanna hang out or..... hit up krispy kreme (they know me there so i can get us a sweet discount 😉 <---get it? cause you're slowly discounting your life span with the sweet sweet glaze of krispy kreme?! oh me :p

gaud, why y u no take?

geekneeous!!

i tried that.....did not work out as you would imagine. my cat kinda just landed on the piece of toast and started licking himself.......we made eye contact......it was awkward =s

rock, yeah!….ing, yeah!….

don’t worry, brb bro..

brb bro

don't worry, i haven't forgotten about all 4 of you who actually frequent this website, you can thank my profs for bombarding me with 4 consecutive assessments in 3 days... YAY school! =D