jeez, finally he can eat!
my headphones tangle up about as often as i go to the gym.........so never.....which is exactly why i bought bluetoof headphones - "so they don't tangle up when i'm running on the treadmill" <== i remember saying those exact words once upon a time ..... and now look at me....."blogging" from a line up at baskin robins......... eff =D
pfft, who uses point and shoot cameras anymore?
"iphone, baby", this is what i call siri, "get in my mouth!"......and somehow......still single.... i don't get it!!!!!
...i just find it funny.....just like the joke itself 😀 besides, girls can't work the internet yet so i don't think i have to worry about anything :p (still can't figure out why i'm single!)
oh cats, natures wilderbeast......what's that? "what do wilderbeast have to do with cats?" well for one, neither of them ask me stupid questions like you just did so =p, in yoUR face!
dam you dryer troll!!
i mean, i'll still stalk ... but c'mon!
.... wtf is wrong with me? lol
(i was totally KIDding btw =p lol...again, just JOKing....that doesn't work)
oh you kids these days.......GO READ.....something....pokemom or whatever you guys are into now...
hmm….considering family reads this, c’est le inappropriate? (i majored in french….as in, i ate a major amount of french fries a few weeks back and had a major digestive problem….i think it’s the same thing basically :p)
here in canada we have whats known as "self respect", personally i have yet to find this creature.......but it SOUNds delicious
oh the energy these two must have used up to make these signs, they could have spent that time watching my videos on youtube....seriously, they have way too much time..... i spend my time making one awsm video then spamming it all over the internets....so....i......win?...... (go search: "silly simon goes to starbucks" you won't be disappointed 😉
so basically i'm just a cat...minus the ability to lick myself....so where does that leave me? 😦
on a TOTally unrelated note, i'm free .....pretty much every night of the week..... lemme know if you wanna hang out or..... hit up krispy kreme (they know me there so i can get us a sweet discount 😉 <---get it? cause you're slowly discounting your life span with the sweet sweet glaze of krispy kreme?! oh me :p
awsm blssm - home of the sarcasmopotamus 