it’s no mystery why a guy who spends his days “blogging” is single. but in my case it IS a mystery…”start blogging” they said, “you’ll get all da ladies” they said….. last time i listen to my world of warcraft online friends
boooooyaaaaaa!!!!! i wish i could come up with something as awesome as that with my name……. “hey what’s awesome and has 3 legs …. ; )”…what?… “awesome blossom, that’s what!”……what, is he gay or something?…..”no….”….then why does he call himself awesome blossom?……….”………because ….you’re gay!” (…dammit, should registered a less questionable domain name!)
....my cat doesn't make faces.......he just licks himself.........while he sits in my lap.....that jackass....trying to make me jealous cause i can't even see my "lickables"
used this for one week straight.......my gut resumed it's epic roundness within minutes....... i now use this as a sort of "cookie cutter" and no! i'm not eating cookies that look like mens' abs.....who do you think i am? silly simon!?!
so, it's the end of april and it snowed this morning along with some freezing rain ....... in contrast to the +22 degrees celsius from day before yesterday! yay awsm weather. -___-
sometimes i worry about the future generations......... but then i usually end up laughing at how special some of them are right now =D
the last time i went to the museum, i walked out with one of those mummy things...don't ask how, just appreciate the fact that i did it withOUT taking my pants off..... on an unrelated note: did you know that it is REALLY hard to sell a 6 foot tall roll of toilet paper on ebay?!.....yeah, i was surprised too! at $13.45 THAT is a bargain!
i'm in between the two, more of a sarcasmatron or an obesotron...... actually if you consider my ability to seek out and close down buffets i'm more of a "big fat cheap brown guy with huge biceps and good looks"....... oh MAN do i have good looks, we're talking "charles darwin meets denzel washington and makes a baby and then that baby grows up and makes babies with rob schneider" i'm THAt good looking .....so yeah....kind of a big deal =p
....because nothing says "i'm not a lazy fat guy" like two of the same kinds of posts in one day
there’s no punch line to that……literally i looked like that ^^ only with a mustache…..and a beard…….and no pants…….never did get into that trend
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