unrelated but still somehow right…anyways, stop reading my random babblings and get out there and start making secrets of your own…….okay, now i think i’m REALLy losing sight of what this day is all about……victory………….or something….right?
now at 500,000+ views overall, thanks silly simon and your silliness
i see what you did there 😉
and that’s why i don’t have kids…..not that i know about at least…mostly cause i love sleep….and cookies. you know what they say “don’t…….something”…. i dunno what people say i can’t read minds!
yeah i hate them too and NO not cause i can’t! this is 2012 i got choices son!…..yeah no, i don’t … my doctor told me to not place extra stress on my already perfect physique….”plum” that’s what guys wanna look like right?
…i have work tomorrow morning 😥 on the plus side, i could stay up all night and learn EVERything about everything from always, you know…use the internet for something productive……….yeah i don’t think i’m going in to work tomorrow :p
next you’re going to tell me i should be going to the gym…….but i’m not 😉
here is my guide to becoming successful at EVERYthing …..except anything that yields money or da ladies…… read: story of my life
back of the bus?!?!…could it be? am i racist?………..CAPITAL LETTERS TRANSITION!: i usually just get my own bus, the kinds you see at the airport…..with doors that open wide enough for a hippo to pass through!….or just one really hungry hungry ‘blogger’
no, not because they force me to! it’s totally by choice!…..sadly not mine 😦
today: a cat stands up on two legs…tomorrow: i stand up!…….gasp! you guys thought i could move around?
well i can, i just choose not to…..because when you have a “gold card” for krispy kreme, they deliver straight to your mouth
little known fact, this “blogger” is actually a full fledged mercenary……. so if you want someone “wacked off”….HOLLA!!!! …. the only forms of payment i accept are smiles………and donuts……..also i don’t accept smiles
who reads words nowadays any ways? as a matter of fact i don't even like anything that sounds like manual, the name Manuel or the word "annual". (read: i think i have problems)
ooooo, i see what you did there 😉
dammit bear, but down the "dam" phone!.....get it? cause a beaver makes a dam........and because dam you if you don't get it........did you get it now?....ah eff you guys i give up :p
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