i wake up during an awesome dream then go LIVE out that dream.....for some reason all of these end up in the kitchen.....odd
i dream of sammiches …. nom nom nom
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oooh, i see what you did there ;) ….
wait, WHAT DOES IT SAY BEHIND THE PLAY SIGN!!!!!?!?!??!??!??!?!!!111234!!?
look ma, I art good!?1!
this should come with a “free ambulance ride” card
here in canada we have whats known as "self respect", personally i have yet to find this creature.......but it SOUNds delicious
magnetic pipes =D
my biceps bend electricity, thus inducing a magnetic charge which attracts ALLLLLLLLLLl da ladies........... i feel weird...
i eat at least 3 everyday…
two of the awesomest laugh making people evar
zombie like you mean it!!
they forgot to mention: by biting a zombie during accidental love making on the hood of my car last week accidentally eating zombie brains
geekneeous!!
i tried that.....did not work out as you would imagine. my cat kinda just landed on the piece of toast and started licking himself.......we made eye contact......it was awkward =s
how i looked like as a kid….
there’s no punch line to that……literally i looked like that ^^ only with a mustache…..and a beard…….and no pants…….never did get into that trend
1 out of every 4 ……..
i think they mean 1 out of every 4 personalities is ..... REALLY!?! NO one got that reference?!?! go watch my jeero, silly simon or olav videos, oh and take notes i'll be quizzing you 😉 ....... not sure why i winked there
bench > lady friend
oooOOooo i see what you did there ;)
.....see what he did there? 😉 ;)...... wait what, you didn't? ask yourself "where are his hands?"....now ask yourself "why am i so ugly?" MUHAHa! did i make you cry?.....no?....fine, eff you i can build my tear gun without you!
sheesh session – cinnamon challenge, silly simon and coffee makes me poop
drugging and driving can be hi-larious
and THAts why you shouldn't drive with your head outside your car
my first sunday off! =D
free from all assignments and tests, just sitting at home with a gigantic box of krispy kreme...what more could a guy ask for?......ladies i guess, but ive got so many it should be illegal.....i guess if you factor in all the money i've had to shell out..... yeah, definitely illegal.....FML
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