and even the sun isn't doing it for me lately either....but hey, one step at a time i guess
which star matters most…moist?..no..most
Tag Archives: blssm
look ma, he art good!
the above awesome illustration brought to you by my-daily-rage.tumblr.com - now THIS drawing, is almost as awsm blssm as my drawings....i'm more into wildlife illustrations!! .... not really though.....actually yes really, who the hell are you to judge my art?!? eff you guys......thanks for visiting the website though...now go watch some of my retarded videos so i can make more 😀
why taxi when u cud ambulance?
lucky for me, i don't believe in walking!....rolling..... driving.....and eating...these are the three main methods of commute for me...the last one gets you an express ride to any hospital in your area =D WIN!
second language like a sir…
i dream of sammiches …. nom nom nom
i wake up during an awesome dream then go LIVE out that dream.....for some reason all of these end up in the kitchen.....odd
stuffed sammiches
the last time i went to the museum, i walked out with one of those mummy things...don't ask how, just appreciate the fact that i did it withOUT taking my pants off..... on an unrelated note: did you know that it is REALLY hard to sell a 6 foot tall roll of toilet paper on ebay?!.....yeah, i was surprised too! at $13.45 THAT is a bargain!
just finished finals beehatches!!!1!!!1
summer courses..... COME AT ME BRO!!!.....actually gimme some time, i need to get my self checked out for problems with my backside ...especially after this last final...still hurts...true story bro :s
oooh, i see what you did there ;) ….
wait, WHAT DOES IT SAY BEHIND THE PLAY SIGN!!!!!?!?!??!??!??!?!!!111234!!?
my workout is….
and MY workout is: your sitting down and eating chips in front of the tv watching teletubbies and criticizing that smug arrogant bastard "lala".......with his stupid awesome theme song and lack of pants........oh how i envy him
who am you this weekend?
i'm in between the two, more of a sarcasmatron or an obesotron...... actually if you consider my ability to seek out and close down buffets i'm more of a "big fat cheap brown guy with huge biceps and good looks"....... oh MAN do i have good looks, we're talking "charles darwin meets denzel washington and makes a baby and then that baby grows up and makes babies with rob schneider" i'm THAt good looking .....so yeah....kind of a big deal =p
facebooks NEW – intuition feature
facebooks new intuition feature kinda knows the real you better than you really know the real yu <-- that asian guy who works down at the "wok chop shop" (that's a badass name for an asian restaurant.... PATENT PENDING!:)
look ma, I art good!?1!
straight to the point
meep meep outsourcing
jeez, finally he can eat!
pfft, sing your own music foo!
my headphones tangle up about as often as i go to the gym.........so never.....which is exactly why i bought bluetoof headphones - "so they don't tangle up when i'm running on the treadmill" <== i remember saying those exact words once upon a time ..... and now look at me....."blogging" from a line up at baskin robins......... eff =D
awsm blssm - home of the sarcasmopotamus 