runn!!!!!….ah forget it…it’s too far….

trees running?! what's next?.....me running? ...i think not... i had my running muscles removed at a very early age....traded them in for a sega dreamcast.....yeah that's right, i'm not letting the government tell ME what to do....

oh canada……..you ass….

so, it's the end of april and it snowed this morning along with some freezing rain ....... in contrast to the +22 degrees celsius from day before yesterday! yay awsm weather. -___-

…i raised an idiot…not me, but this lady did..

sometimes i worry about the future generations......... but then i usually end up laughing at how special some of them are right now =D

how MY brain works…true story bro

and never, not ONCe is the obsession with anything productive or with anything that requires me to exert any energy......

monkeys are so pfunny (silent f ;)

lol, oh man can you imagine if you were actually a beautiful monkey? da ladies would be going ape over you.... if you're lucky they'd bake you some chocolate chimp cookies.......maybe they'd garnish the cookies with some fresh orangutan shavings.......that last one was a bit too much of stretch, even for me.... either way i'm craving some rhesus pieces now (had to get one last one in) :p

i can has friends? =D

yeah, that's right, i ALREADY have 2 likes... you know what that means?..........seriously do you? i don't know wth THAT meanS!!!!!!.............now go like me*, on facebook!! =D *we're just friends bro!

i only have 2 weeks to find the princess!!

so as some of you know, i just finished finals..... been looking forward to turning on my gaming console in the 2 weeks i have off.....my console won't turn on......so i guess i'm going to be spending most of my time working out...........BAHAHAHAHAHAHA, jokes on you! i don't even GO out!!!! NOW who's the FATASS!?!?!?.......what?......still me?..........eff u bro.
*image courtesy of http://my-daily-rage.tumblr.com/ check it out!

look ma, he art good!

the above awesome illustration brought to you by my-daily-rage.tumblr.com - now THIS drawing, is almost as awsm blssm as my drawings....i'm more into wildlife illustrations!! .... not really though.....actually yes really, who the hell are you to judge my art?!? eff you guys......thanks for visiting the website though...now go watch some of my retarded videos so i can make more 😀

second language like a sir…

stuffed sammiches

the last time i went to the museum, i walked out with one of those mummy things...don't ask how, just appreciate the fact that i did it withOUT taking my pants off..... on an unrelated note: did you know that it is REALLY hard to sell a 6 foot tall roll of toilet paper on ebay?!.....yeah, i was surprised too! at $13.45 THAT is a bargain!

oooh, i see what you did there ;) ….

wait, WHAT DOES IT SAY BEHIND THE PLAY SIGN!!!!!?!?!??!??!??!?!!!111234!!?

my workout is….

and MY workout is: your sitting down and eating chips in front of the tv watching teletubbies and criticizing that smug arrogant bastard "lala".......with his stupid awesome theme song and lack of pants........oh how i envy him

nice pants bro!

hmm….considering family reads this, c’est le inappropriate? (i majored in french….as in, i ate a major amount of french fries a few weeks back and had a major digestive problem….i think it’s the same thing basically :p)

silly simon goes to starbucks

sheesh session – ipad 3, whitney houston, jeremy lin and toilet paper