lucky for me, i don't believe in walking!....rolling..... driving.....and eating...these are the three main methods of commute for me...the last one gets you an express ride to any hospital in your area =D WIN!
why taxi when u cud ambulance?
Tag Archives: Funny
i dream of sammiches …. nom nom nom
i wake up during an awesome dream then go LIVE out that dream.....for some reason all of these end up in the kitchen.....odd
just finished finals beehatches!!!1!!!1
summer courses..... COME AT ME BRO!!!.....actually gimme some time, i need to get my self checked out for problems with my backside ...especially after this last final...still hurts...true story bro :s
my workout is….
and MY workout is: your sitting down and eating chips in front of the tv watching teletubbies and criticizing that smug arrogant bastard "lala".......with his stupid awesome theme song and lack of pants........oh how i envy him
who am you this weekend?
i'm in between the two, more of a sarcasmatron or an obesotron...... actually if you consider my ability to seek out and close down buffets i'm more of a "big fat cheap brown guy with huge biceps and good looks"....... oh MAN do i have good looks, we're talking "charles darwin meets denzel washington and makes a baby and then that baby grows up and makes babies with rob schneider" i'm THAt good looking .....so yeah....kind of a big deal =p
facebooks NEW – intuition feature
facebooks new intuition feature kinda knows the real you better than you really know the real yu <-- that asian guy who works down at the "wok chop shop" (that's a badass name for an asian restaurant.... PATENT PENDING!:)
look ma, I art good!?1!
meep meep outsourcing
jeez, finally he can eat!
still don’t get why i’m single…
...i just find it funny.....just like the joke itself 😀 besides, girls can't work the internet yet so i don't think i have to worry about anything :p (still can't figure out why i'm single!)
yay it’s exam time again! …… eff
- help fight spontaneous napping, visit: youtube.com/exoace and watch all of dem m f ing videos!!
together, we CAN make a difference
oh kids…….want some candy?
i mean, i'll still stalk ... but c'mon!
.... wtf is wrong with me? lol
(i was totally KIDding btw =p lol...again, just JOKing....that doesn't work)
you’re doing it right….?
oh you kids these days.......GO READ.....something....pokemom or whatever you guys are into now...
nice pants bro!
hmm….considering family reads this, c’est le inappropriate? (i majored in french….as in, i ate a major amount of french fries a few weeks back and had a major digestive problem….i think it’s the same thing basically :p)
this should come with a “free ambulance ride” card
here in canada we have whats known as "self respect", personally i have yet to find this creature.......but it SOUNds delicious
me = garfield
so basically i'm just a cat...minus the ability to lick myself....so where does that leave me? 😦
awsm blssm - home of the sarcasmopotamus 