sometimes i worry about the future generations......... but then i usually end up laughing at how special some of them are right now =D
…i raised an idiot…not me, but this lady did..
Tag Archives: humor
how MY brain works…true story bro
and never, not ONCe is the obsession with anything productive or with anything that requires me to exert any energy......
monkeys are so pfunny (silent f ;)
lol, oh man can you imagine if you were actually a beautiful monkey? da ladies would be going ape over you.... if you're lucky they'd bake you some chocolate chimp cookies.......maybe they'd garnish the cookies with some fresh orangutan shavings.......that last one was a bit too much of stretch, even for me.... either way i'm craving some rhesus pieces now (had to get one last one in) :p
8 out of 75 use facebook…..science!
go to facebook.com/awsmblssm and "like" the sadness there!.....nothin sad about that..... aside from the fact that out of 50-100 daily visitors here, only 8 seem to go on facebook...GUYS it's 2012!..... you have to get on that facebook trend eventually...before it's too late......as in before facebok transforms into a real life robot composed entirely of faces (books for the private parts.....because it can)
i only have 2 weeks to find the princess!!
so as some of you know, i just finished finals..... been looking forward to turning on my gaming console in the 2 weeks i have off.....my console won't turn on......so i guess i'm going to be spending most of my time working out...........BAHAHAHAHAHAHA, jokes on you! i don't even GO out!!!! NOW who's the FATASS!?!?!?.......what?......still me?..........eff u bro.
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which star matters most…moist?..no..most
and even the sun isn't doing it for me lately either....but hey, one step at a time i guess
look ma, he art good!
the above awesome illustration brought to you by my-daily-rage.tumblr.com - now THIS drawing, is almost as awsm blssm as my drawings....i'm more into wildlife illustrations!! .... not really though.....actually yes really, who the hell are you to judge my art?!? eff you guys......thanks for visiting the website though...now go watch some of my retarded videos so i can make more 😀
why taxi when u cud ambulance?
lucky for me, i don't believe in walking!....rolling..... driving.....and eating...these are the three main methods of commute for me...the last one gets you an express ride to any hospital in your area =D WIN!
second language like a sir…
i dream of sammiches …. nom nom nom
i wake up during an awesome dream then go LIVE out that dream.....for some reason all of these end up in the kitchen.....odd
stuffed sammiches
the last time i went to the museum, i walked out with one of those mummy things...don't ask how, just appreciate the fact that i did it withOUT taking my pants off..... on an unrelated note: did you know that it is REALLY hard to sell a 6 foot tall roll of toilet paper on ebay?!.....yeah, i was surprised too! at $13.45 THAT is a bargain!
just finished finals beehatches!!!1!!!1
summer courses..... COME AT ME BRO!!!.....actually gimme some time, i need to get my self checked out for problems with my backside ...especially after this last final...still hurts...true story bro :s
oooh, i see what you did there ;) ….
wait, WHAT DOES IT SAY BEHIND THE PLAY SIGN!!!!!?!?!??!??!??!?!!!111234!!?
story of my life
story of my life, okay that's it! now i'm going to go study =p
my workout is….
and MY workout is: your sitting down and eating chips in front of the tv watching teletubbies and criticizing that smug arrogant bastard "lala".......with his stupid awesome theme song and lack of pants........oh how i envy him
awsm blssm - home of the sarcasmopotamus 