so i'm sure a lot of you have been wondering what i look like.......really? ..... do you REALLy care that much? "no not really, stop flattering yourself fatty"...no YOU're FAT!!
what i look like, minus the mustache…..and the muscles
Tag Archives: shisha
my last 3 days…
as all three of my followers know, i've been MIA due to some school stuffz....anyways, this is the type of fun i was having.... you know you've done well on a test when.....
voicemails and how much i like them…. spoiler alert: not very much
i love having to call my voicemail number, then entering my pass code, then waiting for the seductive robot lady voice to tell me i have 1 new voicemail and then to just hear you say: “hey it’s me, call me back”. now THAT’s information, i couldn’t have gotten from my caller ID =p
i employ a very simple system: if its nothing urgent, text me. if its important, send me a picture of yourself in that situation, preferably in a comical manner (e.g. “flat tire on the side of highway, dark, no cars, help!” —> show picture of self with no pants on beating the crap out of a scary clown with a tire iron…..now THAts comedy!)
fact!
additionally, coffee = jet fuel and broom also equals pony, or in my case: a car...... cause even as a child..... i kNEw i was special
sheesh session – ipad 3, whitney houston, jeremy lin and toilet paper
sheesh session – ipad 3, whitney houston (rip), jeremey lin and toilet paper – COMING SOON
if you don't already know about sheesh sessions, check them out - random discussions with my friends about some recent things and stuffs.........captain ambiguous strikes again! ....anyways, the 3rd installment is coming VERY soon!
sheesh session – ipad vs playbook, ambulances and noodles
in the bowl: grape mint flavor tobacco
topics: ambulances, blackberry playbook vs. apple ipad, chow mein vs. lo mein noodles
me and some friends discuss a variety of random topics while enjoying an awesome blossom bowl of grapemint shisha or as we call it, da sheesh.
very random discussion while smoking shisha (aka sheesh session)
awsm blssm - home of the sarcasmopotamus 