it’s not the size of the wand….

it’s how you use the magic that makes you a boss….now summoning espresso and petrol…..(does anyone still call it that?) …now THAT’s magic….not like some of these magic kits i’ve been buying “put a cigarette through a quarter”….now i have to buy a quarter!?!…..pfft

what’re you lookin at?

kids these days…

…like omg

i don’t play wow, but i DO waste time “blogging”… and if you’ll notice from the awsm blssm facebook page (go like it!)…i don’t post much on there either =D

seems legit …..almost TOO legit

what’s pant size got to do with it?

happy victoria day!

unrelated but still somehow right…anyways, stop reading my random babblings and get out there and start making secrets of your own…….okay, now i think i’m REALLy losing sight of what this day is all about……victory………….or something….right?

milestone! =D…now go check it out

now at 500,000+ views overall, thanks silly simon and your silliness

what time is it?

you know what else is happening now? …..this! ….actually it’s like 2 months old, but it’s SO not yesterday

so punny…..now suit up!

i see what you did there 😉

you shall not sleep!

and that’s why i don’t have kids…..not that i know about at least…mostly cause i love sleep….and cookies. you know what they say “don’t…….something”…. i dunno what people say i can’t read minds!

true story bro….everyday…

please internet…..please….

…i have work tomorrow morning 😥 on the plus side, i could stay up all night and learn EVERything about everything from always, you know…use the internet for something productive……….yeah i don’t think i’m going in to work tomorrow :p

…this is me in bed…

yeah that’s right ;)…..not sure why i winked there…. going to see a doctor about that right now…..a lady doctor ;)….there it goes again, aight i’m out!