it’s no mystery why a guy who spends his days “blogging” is single. but in my case it IS a mystery…”start blogging” they said, “you’ll get all da ladies” they said….. last time i listen to my world of warcraft online friends
boooooyaaaaaa!!!!! i wish i could come up with something as awesome as that with my name……. “hey what’s awesome and has 3 legs …. ; )”…what?… “awesome blossom, that’s what!”……what, is he gay or something?…..”no….”….then why does he call himself awesome blossom?……….”………because ….you’re gay!” (…dammit, should registered a less questionable domain name!)
here is my guide to becoming successful at EVERYthing …..except anything that yields money or da ladies…… read: story of my life
back of the bus?!?!…could it be? am i racist?………..CAPITAL LETTERS TRANSITION!: i usually just get my own bus, the kinds you see at the airport…..with doors that open wide enough for a hippo to pass through!….or just one really hungry hungry ‘blogger’
no, not because they force me to! it’s totally by choice!…..sadly not mine 😦
today: a cat stands up on two legs…tomorrow: i stand up!…….gasp! you guys thought i could move around?
well i can, i just choose not to…..because when you have a “gold card” for krispy kreme, they deliver straight to your mouth
....my cat doesn't make faces.......he just licks himself.........while he sits in my lap.....that jackass....trying to make me jealous cause i can't even see my "lickables"
little known fact, this “blogger” is actually a full fledged mercenary……. so if you want someone “wacked off”….HOLLA!!!! …. the only forms of payment i accept are smiles………and donuts……..also i don’t accept smiles
and yet somehow it’s my fault that starbucks just came out with a new fattuccino and some new cakes…….i can’t be held responsible for what i put in my face hole (mouth)…..i blame society!
who reads words nowadays any ways? as a matter of fact i don't even like anything that sounds like manual, the name Manuel or the word "annual". (read: i think i have problems)
ooooo, i see what you did there 😉
dammit bear, but down the "dam" phone!.....get it? cause a beaver makes a dam........and because dam you if you don't get it........did you get it now?....ah eff you guys i give up :p
not a bad name bro, wish mine was that versatile..... i mean, what can you do with "awesome blossom"?
awesome possom? awesome sauce'em?......awesome floss'em.........wash em? flash em if you got em?....................................awesome YUM-YUM!!!!!! that's IT!!!!!, eff you christopher floss'em....pfft, what' a dumbass name!
i don't personally believe in baking, i believe in buying...then eating....then crying..........nowadays you can even get cookies in liquid form.......but you can't change the form of crying...always sad =(
meet, "something seal"....i don't think that's his name, but i call him that. we speak almost every day....mostly when i'm in my "alone place", oh something seal, you always make me lol my pants off..........maybe we should call you "sneaky seal" ;).....well played sir...well played
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