i still don’t know what the deal is with these chicks…..what’re they……funny? (also, that’s what she said 😉
the real deal, although when i face books, they often end with me watching tv….why read the book when you could watch the movie??!……exactly!
i wish i were as smartas this dog
and that’s why i make a point to not be able to fit in a shopping cart……and also why i don’t study
i don’t play wow, but i DO waste time “blogging”… and if you’ll notice from the awsm blssm facebook page (go like it!)…i don’t post much on there either =D
ooooo, i see what you did there 😉
…this type of thing never works….trust me bro!
used this for one week straight.......my gut resumed it's epic roundness within minutes....... i now use this as a sort of "cookie cutter" and no! i'm not eating cookies that look like mens' abs.....who do you think i am? silly simon!?!
EVERY dam time!! this is why i don't believe in toast the bread OR toast the game.....remember that childhood game? uncle jack used to play it with me all the time.....we'd take off our shirts and run into each other and then the bonus round was with vaseline rubbed all over our chests.........oh uncle jack with his moustache............i REALLy hope you guys got that i was joking there...oh boy! <-- that's what uncle jack used to exclaim every time we played
and that's precisely why i don't use the internet....in fact, even this post was mailed to my friend 4 days ago so HE could post it online. WHAt's that?! am i a time machine?....no dumbass, i'm a time traveller sent back from the past to the future in order to stop the world from going stupid.....PARADOXXX .....the adult film......now you might be asking yourself "wtf just happened?!" and you would be correct.....INCEpTION!.
....okay, so next time i think i won't have 3 cups of coffee before posting
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