i'm in between the two, more of a sarcasmatron or an obesotron...... actually if you consider my ability to seek out and close down buffets i'm more of a "big fat cheap brown guy with huge biceps and good looks"....... oh MAN do i have good looks, we're talking "charles darwin meets denzel washington and makes a baby and then that baby grows up and makes babies with rob schneider" i'm THAt good looking .....so yeah....kind of a big deal =p
facebooks new intuition feature kinda knows the real you better than you really know the real yu <-- that asian guy who works down at the "wok chop shop" (that's a badass name for an asian restaurant.... PATENT PENDING!:)
jeez, finally he can eat!
my headphones tangle up about as often as i go to the gym.........so never.....which is exactly why i bought bluetoof headphones - "so they don't tangle up when i'm running on the treadmill" <== i remember saying those exact words once upon a time ..... and now look at me....."blogging" from a line up at baskin robins......... eff =D
...i just find it funny.....just like the joke itself 😀 besides, girls can't work the internet yet so i don't think i have to worry about anything :p (still can't figure out why i'm single!)
oh cats, natures wilderbeast......what's that? "what do wilderbeast have to do with cats?" well for one, neither of them ask me stupid questions like you just did so =p, in yoUR face!
dam you dryer troll!!
i mean, i'll still stalk ... but c'mon!
.... wtf is wrong with me? lol
(i was totally KIDding btw =p lol...again, just JOKing....that doesn't work)
oh you kids these days.......GO READ.....something....pokemom or whatever you guys are into now...
hmm….considering family reads this, c’est le inappropriate? (i majored in french….as in, i ate a major amount of french fries a few weeks back and had a major digestive problem….i think it’s the same thing basically :p)
here in canada we have whats known as "self respect", personally i have yet to find this creature.......but it SOUNds delicious
oh the energy these two must have used up to make these signs, they could have spent that time watching my videos on youtube....seriously, they have way too much time..... i spend my time making one awsm video then spamming it all over the internets....so....i......win?...... (go search: "silly simon goes to starbucks" you won't be disappointed 😉
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