back of the bus?!?!…could it be? am i racist?………..CAPITAL LETTERS TRANSITION!: i usually just get my own bus, the kinds you see at the airport…..with doors that open wide enough for a hippo to pass through!….or just one really hungry hungry ‘blogger’
no, not because they force me to! it’s totally by choice!…..sadly not mine 😦
and yet somehow it’s my fault that starbucks just came out with a new fattuccino and some new cakes…….i can’t be held responsible for what i put in my face hole (mouth)…..i blame society!
…this type of thing never works….trust me bro!
used this for one week straight.......my gut resumed it's epic roundness within minutes....... i now use this as a sort of "cookie cutter" and no! i'm not eating cookies that look like mens' abs.....who do you think i am? silly simon!?!
EVERY dam time!! this is why i don't believe in toast the bread OR toast the game.....remember that childhood game? uncle jack used to play it with me all the time.....we'd take off our shirts and run into each other and then the bonus round was with vaseline rubbed all over our chests.........oh uncle jack with his moustache............i REALLy hope you guys got that i was joking there...oh boy! <-- that's what uncle jack used to exclaim every time we played
the last time i went to the museum, i walked out with one of those mummy things...don't ask how, just appreciate the fact that i did it withOUT taking my pants off..... on an unrelated note: did you know that it is REALLY hard to sell a 6 foot tall roll of toilet paper on ebay?!.....yeah, i was surprised too! at $13.45 THAT is a bargain!
hmm….considering family reads this, c’est le inappropriate? (i majored in french….as in, i ate a major amount of french fries a few weeks back and had a major digestive problem….i think it’s the same thing basically :p)
here in canada we have whats known as "self respect", personally i have yet to find this creature.......but it SOUNds delicious
so basically i'm just a cat...minus the ability to lick myself....so where does that leave me? 😦
my biceps bend electricity, thus inducing a magnetic charge which attracts ALLLLLLLLLLl da ladies........... i feel weird...
two of the awesomest laugh making people evar
there’s no punch line to that……literally i looked like that ^^Â only with a mustache…..and a beard…….and no pants…….never did get into that trend
i think they mean 1 out of every 4 personalities is ..... REALLY!?! NO one got that reference?!?! go watch my jeero, silly simon or olav videos, oh and take notes i'll be quizzing you 😉 ....... not sure why i winked there
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