dood!!!! where's my cat?!......get it?!.....at most 2 of you got that reference to that stupid movie
catouflage at it’s goodest!
Tag Archives: humour
what’s in a name?….literally letters
not a bad name bro, wish mine was that versatile..... i mean, what can you do with "awesome blossom"?
awesome possom? awesome sauce'em?......awesome floss'em.........wash em? flash em if you got em?....................................awesome YUM-YUM!!!!!! that's IT!!!!!, eff you christopher floss'em....pfft, what' a dumbass name!
cookie in cupcakes? what’s next….tomorrow?!?
i don't personally believe in baking, i believe in buying...then eating....then crying..........nowadays you can even get cookies in liquid form.......but you can't change the form of crying...always sad =(
the “something seal” visits my “alone place”
meet, "something seal"....i don't think that's his name, but i call him that. we speak almost every day....mostly when i'm in my "alone place", oh something seal, you always make me lol my pants off..........maybe we should call you "sneaky seal" ;).....well played sir...well played
….payback’s a beak!
thug lyfe!
surprise guuuuurl……
…this type of thing never works….trust me bro!
awsm abs… *spoiler: can use to cut cookies too!!
used this for one week straight.......my gut resumed it's epic roundness within minutes....... i now use this as a sort of "cookie cutter" and no! i'm not eating cookies that look like mens' abs.....who do you think i am? silly simon!?!
oh uncle jack….”oh boy”…..
EVERY dam time!! this is why i don't believe in toast the bread OR toast the game.....remember that childhood game? uncle jack used to play it with me all the time.....we'd take off our shirts and run into each other and then the bonus round was with vaseline rubbed all over our chests.........oh uncle jack with his moustache............i REALLy hope you guys got that i was joking there...oh boy! <-- that's what uncle jack used to exclaim every time we played
parenting, you’re doing it wrong….
wth does that girl think she's doing!? only cats drink milk.....cats and men. especially if you want to end up fighting crime like me....that's right! "closing gyms since last year" am i implying that gyms are evil? well you tell me, what rhymes with "gym"?....yes, "jim" and i have NEVer known anyone named "jim" who wasN't evil....so NOW who's the special person.......what? still me?....eff
special browser is special
and that's precisely why i don't use the internet....in fact, even this post was mailed to my friend 4 days ago so HE could post it online. WHAt's that?! am i a time machine?....no dumbass, i'm a time traveller sent back from the past to the future in order to stop the world from going stupid.....PARADOXXX .....the adult film......now you might be asking yourself "wtf just happened?!" and you would be correct.....INCEpTION!.
....okay, so next time i think i won't have 3 cups of coffee before posting
facebook timeline? no taaanks lady…
dont' believe me? go check out my "awsm blssm" facebook page and let's be "friends"...... but thats it! no further, i'm not doing another one of those online "hey let's meet up and make babies" type things.....learnt my lesson the last time *scratches privates (not the military ones...)
runn!!!!!….ah forget it…it’s too far….
trees running?! what's next?.....me running? ...i think not... i had my running muscles removed at a very early age....traded them in for a sega dreamcast.....yeah that's right, i'm not letting the government tell ME what to do....
oh canada……..you ass….
so, it's the end of april and it snowed this morning along with some freezing rain ....... in contrast to the +22 degrees celsius from day before yesterday! yay awsm weather. -___-
…i raised an idiot…not me, but this lady did..
sometimes i worry about the future generations......... but then i usually end up laughing at how special some of them are right now =D
how MY brain works…true story bro
and never, not ONCe is the obsession with anything productive or with anything that requires me to exert any energy......
awsm blssm - home of the sarcasmopotamus 