party at krispy kreme tonight, ALL of my readers are invited….. so i guess i’ll call them and make a reservation for 6 (my mom, dad and cat are also coming) so i guess you 3 can carpool or something….. see what i did there 😉
i don’t play wow, but i DO waste time “blogging”… and if you’ll notice from the awsm blssm facebook page (go like it!)…i don’t post much on there either =D
i see what you did there 😉
and that’s why i don’t have kids…..not that i know about at least…mostly cause i love sleep….and cookies. you know what they say “don’t…….something”…. i dunno what people say i can’t read minds!
dammit bear, but down the "dam" phone!.....get it? cause a beaver makes a dam........and because dam you if you don't get it........did you get it now?....ah eff you guys i give up :p
not a bad name bro, wish mine was that versatile..... i mean, what can you do with "awesome blossom"?
awesome possom? awesome sauce'em?......awesome floss'em.........wash em? flash em if you got em?....................................awesome YUM-YUM!!!!!! that's IT!!!!!, eff you christopher floss'em....pfft, what' a dumbass name!
meet, "something seal"....i don't think that's his name, but i call him that. we speak almost every day....mostly when i'm in my "alone place", oh something seal, you always make me lol my pants off..........maybe we should call you "sneaky seal" ;).....well played sir...well played
…this type of thing never works….trust me bro!
this made me lol for a couple of minutes =D
and that's precisely why i don't use the internet....in fact, even this post was mailed to my friend 4 days ago so HE could post it online. WHAt's that?! am i a time machine?....no dumbass, i'm a time traveller sent back from the past to the future in order to stop the world from going stupid.....PARADOXXX .....the adult film......now you might be asking yourself "wtf just happened?!" and you would be correct.....INCEpTION!.
....okay, so next time i think i won't have 3 cups of coffee before posting
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