meet, "something seal"....i don't think that's his name, but i call him that. we speak almost every day....mostly when i'm in my "alone place", oh something seal, you always make me lol my pants off..........maybe we should call you "sneaky seal" ;).....well played sir...well played
…this type of thing never works….trust me bro!
EVERY dam time!! this is why i don't believe in toast the bread OR toast the game.....remember that childhood game? uncle jack used to play it with me all the time.....we'd take off our shirts and run into each other and then the bonus round was with vaseline rubbed all over our chests.........oh uncle jack with his moustache............i REALLy hope you guys got that i was joking there...oh boy! <-- that's what uncle jack used to exclaim every time we played
wth does that girl think she's doing!? only cats drink milk.....cats and men. especially if you want to end up fighting crime like me....that's right! "closing gyms since last year" am i implying that gyms are evil? well you tell me, what rhymes with "gym"?....yes, "jim" and i have NEVer known anyone named "jim" who wasN't evil....so NOW who's the special person.......what? still me?....eff
dont' believe me? go check out my "awsm blssm" facebook page and let's be "friends"...... but thats it! no further, i'm not doing another one of those online "hey let's meet up and make babies" type things.....learnt my lesson the last time *scratches privates (not the military ones...)
trees running?! what's next?.....me running? ...i think not... i had my running muscles removed at a very early age....traded them in for a sega dreamcast.....yeah that's right, i'm not letting the government tell ME what to do....
go to facebook.com/awsmblssm and "like" the sadness there!.....nothin sad about that..... aside from the fact that out of 50-100 daily visitors here, only 8 seem to go on facebook...GUYS it's 2012!..... you have to get on that facebook trend eventually...before it's too late......as in before facebok transforms into a real life robot composed entirely of faces (books for the private parts.....because it can)
yeah, that's right, i ALREADY have 2 likes... you know what that means?..........seriously do you? i don't know wth THAT meanS!!!!!!.............now go like me*, on facebook!! =D *we're just friends bro!
and even the sun isn't doing it for me lately either....but hey, one step at a time i guess
the above awesome illustration brought to you by my-daily-rage.tumblr.com - now THIS drawing, is almost as awsm blssm as my drawings....i'm more into wildlife illustrations!! .... not really though.....actually yes really, who the hell are you to judge my art?!? eff you guys......thanks for visiting the website though...now go watch some of my retarded videos so i can make more 😀
lucky for me, i don't believe in walking!....rolling..... driving.....and eating...these are the three main methods of commute for me...the last one gets you an express ride to any hospital in your area =D WIN!
the last time i went to the museum, i walked out with one of those mummy things...don't ask how, just appreciate the fact that i did it withOUT taking my pants off..... on an unrelated note: did you know that it is REALLY hard to sell a 6 foot tall roll of toilet paper on ebay?!.....yeah, i was surprised too! at $13.45 THAT is a bargain!
and MY workout is: your sitting down and eating chips in front of the tv watching teletubbies and criticizing that smug arrogant bastard "lala".......with his stupid awesome theme song and lack of pants........oh how i envy him
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