....my cat doesn't make faces.......he just licks himself.........while he sits in my lap.....that jackass....trying to make me jealous cause i can't even see my "lickables"
meeeeeeeeeOW
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2012: no tv, just holograms
and yet somehow it’s my fault that starbucks just came out with a new fattuccino and some new cakes…….i can’t be held responsible for what i put in my face hole (mouth)…..i blame society!
oh uncle jack….”oh boy”…..
EVERY dam time!! this is why i don't believe in toast the bread OR toast the game.....remember that childhood game? uncle jack used to play it with me all the time.....we'd take off our shirts and run into each other and then the bonus round was with vaseline rubbed all over our chests.........oh uncle jack with his moustache............i REALLy hope you guys got that i was joking there...oh boy! <-- that's what uncle jack used to exclaim every time we played
facebook timeline? no taaanks lady…
dont' believe me? go check out my "awsm blssm" facebook page and let's be "friends"...... but thats it! no further, i'm not doing another one of those online "hey let's meet up and make babies" type things.....learnt my lesson the last time *scratches privates (not the military ones...)
runn!!!!!….ah forget it…it’s too far….
trees running?! what's next?.....me running? ...i think not... i had my running muscles removed at a very early age....traded them in for a sega dreamcast.....yeah that's right, i'm not letting the government tell ME what to do....
8 out of 75 use facebook…..science!
go to facebook.com/awsmblssm and "like" the sadness there!.....nothin sad about that..... aside from the fact that out of 50-100 daily visitors here, only 8 seem to go on facebook...GUYS it's 2012!..... you have to get on that facebook trend eventually...before it's too late......as in before facebok transforms into a real life robot composed entirely of faces (books for the private parts.....because it can)
i can has friends? =D
yeah, that's right, i ALREADY have 2 likes... you know what that means?..........seriously do you? i don't know wth THAT meanS!!!!!!.............now go like me*, on facebook!! =D *we're just friends bro!
stuffed sammiches
the last time i went to the museum, i walked out with one of those mummy things...don't ask how, just appreciate the fact that i did it withOUT taking my pants off..... on an unrelated note: did you know that it is REALLY hard to sell a 6 foot tall roll of toilet paper on ebay?!.....yeah, i was surprised too! at $13.45 THAT is a bargain!
oooh, i see what you did there ;) ….
wait, WHAT DOES IT SAY BEHIND THE PLAY SIGN!!!!!?!?!??!??!??!?!!!111234!!?
still don’t get why i’m single…
...i just find it funny.....just like the joke itself 😀 besides, girls can't work the internet yet so i don't think i have to worry about anything :p (still can't figure out why i'm single!)
oh kids…….want some candy?
i mean, i'll still stalk ... but c'mon!
.... wtf is wrong with me? lol
(i was totally KIDding btw =p lol...again, just JOKing....that doesn't work)
this should come with a “free ambulance ride” card
here in canada we have whats known as "self respect", personally i have yet to find this creature.......but it SOUNds delicious
this made me lol….then hungry, then almost immediately lol again
on a TOTally unrelated note, i'm free .....pretty much every night of the week..... lemme know if you wanna hang out or..... hit up krispy kreme (they know me there so i can get us a sweet discount 😉 <---get it? cause you're slowly discounting your life span with the sweet sweet glaze of krispy kreme?! oh me :p
omg, i remember those days….
....because nothing says "i'm not a lazy fat guy" like two of the same kinds of posts in one day
i eat at least 3 everyday…
two of the awesomest laugh making people evar
awsm blssm - home of the sarcasmopotamus 