oh batman, you should come visit me sometime..we can discuss our crime fighting / jerky packet opening techniques. i generally prefer to use my laser eyes to burn off most packaging (and clothes)….oh whats that? you don’t have any ACTual powers except for your brains, money and prowess?………. HA! jokes on you, i don’t even HAve clothes….whaaat?
next time you visit starbucks be sure to order "a trenta al-pacino with some of that white stuff sprinkled on it" (....vanilla powder), he usually brings his own whip................ does that even make sense? meh, doesn't matter............. HOOAAAAa
this is all the knowledge you need to take away from math class. also chocolate chip cookies, my teacher in elementary school used to give us cookies every time we did goodfully in class
siri = super intuitive really internet! <-- not sure why apple decided to call it that, but either way. here we have a loser using siri to make dinner reservations for his hot date, what's wrong buddy? seal eat your hands? ....... HAHAha, oh siri! your balls are like the falls, big, powerful and once you start going down on them, you can't come back up (the canadian side, not U.S =P)"
seen above is my (see: "not actually mine") artistic rendition of how i imagine the world will end. unicorns have babies with pac-men with horse shoe mouths and swirly marbles have porcupine quills......what, it could happen!..... save us meteor man!! (MaYbe 1 other person will get that reference to the early 90s.... who am i kidding, you all know who i'm talking about)
couldn't make that up......unless my name were jock phlegmington.......now THat was definitely made up.....just like a jock who has phlegm. pffft, when i get sick i hock up bunny rabbits, the fluffy kinds you can eat....too far? okay i'll stop............or will i?!?!?....yeah okay,, bye!
i tried that method of learning! for the entire 2 years of my undergraduate studies......whaa?!?!? could it be? are you reading the words of a geekneeous?!....HA! jokes on you!...no seriously, go look at the mirror, you'll see what i mean
i love this kids expression, reminds me of myself when i was younger.....like 80 something years ago.......GASP! could it be? could this hilariously, awsome-pants "blogger" be 60?!?!?!1?........math wasn't a compulsory subject back in the day =p
if you don't already know about sheesh sessions, check them out - random discussions with my friends about some recent things and stuffs.........captain ambiguous strikes again! ....anyways, the 3rd installment is coming VERY soon!
oh lady gaga, the epitome of special...meanwhile i really like adele and her awesomefully powerful giant voice. reminds me of the power rangers megazord, no no, not charizard....burnt down my parents house trying to emulate him one halloween.....stupid flamer
under his beard.......is another fist
happy valentines day to all! who, me? yeah i have a special someone *reaches for bag of krispy kreme (yeah, that's right...a bag! cause you can't drown feelings deep enough in just a box =D
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