you two! fight to the death!

pffft…….pls don’t kill me

progression of a week….eff u mondays

oh me…..ur so awesome (…also old)

party at krispy kreme tonight, ALL of my readers are invited….. so i guess i’ll call them and make a reservation for 6 (my mom, dad and cat are also coming) so i guess you 3 can carpool or something….. see what i did there 😉

super heroes IRL

think of me as more like “da hulk“….kinda like the colour white in this image….all over the place and everywhere….and no those two are NOT the same thing….trust me…. i know science!

look at it…LOOK AT IT!!!!1!

giraffes are natures …..giraffe……can you tell that i’ve given up? lol

it’s not the size that matters….

and that’s why studying is overrated …. if the desks keep getting smaller so should our tests! :p

it’s not the size of the wand….

it’s how you use the magic that makes you a boss….now summoning espresso and petrol…..(does anyone still call it that?) …now THAT’s magic….not like some of these magic kits i’ve been buying “put a cigarette through a quarter”….now i have to buy a quarter!?!…..pfft

what’re you lookin at?

what’s pant size got to do with it?

milestone! =D…now go check it out

now at 500,000+ views overall, thanks silly simon and your silliness

what time is it?

you know what else is happening now? …..this! ….actually it’s like 2 months old, but it’s SO not yesterday

so punny…..now suit up!

i see what you did there 😉

you shall not sleep!

and that’s why i don’t have kids…..not that i know about at least…mostly cause i love sleep….and cookies. you know what they say “don’t…….something”…. i dunno what people say i can’t read minds!

true story bro….everyday…