thug lyfe!
…this type of thing never works….trust me bro!
used this for one week straight.......my gut resumed it's epic roundness within minutes....... i now use this as a sort of "cookie cutter" and no! i'm not eating cookies that look like mens' abs.....who do you think i am? silly simon!?!
EVERY dam time!! this is why i don't believe in toast the bread OR toast the game.....remember that childhood game? uncle jack used to play it with me all the time.....we'd take off our shirts and run into each other and then the bonus round was with vaseline rubbed all over our chests.........oh uncle jack with his moustache............i REALLy hope you guys got that i was joking there...oh boy! <-- that's what uncle jack used to exclaim every time we played
wth does that girl think she's doing!? only cats drink milk.....cats and men. especially if you want to end up fighting crime like me....that's right! "closing gyms since last year" am i implying that gyms are evil? well you tell me, what rhymes with "gym"?....yes, "jim" and i have NEVer known anyone named "jim" who wasN't evil....so NOW who's the special person.......what? still me?....eff
and that's precisely why i don't use the internet....in fact, even this post was mailed to my friend 4 days ago so HE could post it online. WHAt's that?! am i a time machine?....no dumbass, i'm a time traveller sent back from the past to the future in order to stop the world from going stupid.....PARADOXXX .....the adult film......now you might be asking yourself "wtf just happened?!" and you would be correct.....INCEpTION!.
....okay, so next time i think i won't have 3 cups of coffee before posting
dont' believe me? go check out my "awsm blssm" facebook page and let's be "friends"...... but thats it! no further, i'm not doing another one of those online "hey let's meet up and make babies" type things.....learnt my lesson the last time *scratches privates (not the military ones...)
trees running?! what's next?.....me running? ...i think not... i had my running muscles removed at a very early age....traded them in for a sega dreamcast.....yeah that's right, i'm not letting the government tell ME what to do....
so, it's the end of april and it snowed this morning along with some freezing rain ....... in contrast to the +22 degrees celsius from day before yesterday! yay awsm weather. -___-
sometimes i worry about the future generations......... but then i usually end up laughing at how special some of them are right now =D
and never, not ONCe is the obsession with anything productive or with anything that requires me to exert any energy......
lol, oh man can you imagine if you were actually a beautiful monkey? da ladies would be going ape over you.... if you're lucky they'd bake you some chocolate chimp cookies.......maybe they'd garnish the cookies with some fresh orangutan shavings.......that last one was a bit too much of stretch, even for me.... either way i'm craving some rhesus pieces now (had to get one last one in) :p
go to facebook.com/awsmblssm and "like" the sadness there!.....nothin sad about that..... aside from the fact that out of 50-100 daily visitors here, only 8 seem to go on facebook...GUYS it's 2012!..... you have to get on that facebook trend eventually...before it's too late......as in before facebok transforms into a real life robot composed entirely of faces (books for the private parts.....because it can)
yeah, that's right, i ALREADY have 2 likes... you know what that means?..........seriously do you? i don't know wth THAT meanS!!!!!!.............now go like me*, on facebook!! =D *we're just friends bro!
so as some of you know, i just finished finals..... been looking forward to turning on my gaming console in the 2 weeks i have off.....my console won't turn on......so i guess i'm going to be spending most of my time working out...........BAHAHAHAHAHAHA, jokes on you! i don't even GO out!!!! NOW who's the FATASS!?!?!?.......what?......still me?..........eff u bro.
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