dammit bear, but down the "dam" phone!.....get it? cause a beaver makes a dam........and because dam you if you don't get it........did you get it now?....ah eff you guys i give up :p
phish phone?!?! what sorcery is this?
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what’s in a name?….literally letters
not a bad name bro, wish mine was that versatile..... i mean, what can you do with "awesome blossom"?
awesome possom? awesome sauce'em?......awesome floss'em.........wash em? flash em if you got em?....................................awesome YUM-YUM!!!!!! that's IT!!!!!, eff you christopher floss'em....pfft, what' a dumbass name!
cookie in cupcakes? what’s next….tomorrow?!?
i don't personally believe in baking, i believe in buying...then eating....then crying..........nowadays you can even get cookies in liquid form.......but you can't change the form of crying...always sad =(
the “something seal” visits my “alone place”
meet, "something seal"....i don't think that's his name, but i call him that. we speak almost every day....mostly when i'm in my "alone place", oh something seal, you always make me lol my pants off..........maybe we should call you "sneaky seal" ;).....well played sir...well played
….payback’s a beak!
thug lyfe!
awsm abs… *spoiler: can use to cut cookies too!!
used this for one week straight.......my gut resumed it's epic roundness within minutes....... i now use this as a sort of "cookie cutter" and no! i'm not eating cookies that look like mens' abs.....who do you think i am? silly simon!?!
parenting, you’re doing it wrong….
wth does that girl think she's doing!? only cats drink milk.....cats and men. especially if you want to end up fighting crime like me....that's right! "closing gyms since last year" am i implying that gyms are evil? well you tell me, what rhymes with "gym"?....yes, "jim" and i have NEVer known anyone named "jim" who wasN't evil....so NOW who's the special person.......what? still me?....eff
special browser is special
and that's precisely why i don't use the internet....in fact, even this post was mailed to my friend 4 days ago so HE could post it online. WHAt's that?! am i a time machine?....no dumbass, i'm a time traveller sent back from the past to the future in order to stop the world from going stupid.....PARADOXXX .....the adult film......now you might be asking yourself "wtf just happened?!" and you would be correct.....INCEpTION!.
....okay, so next time i think i won't have 3 cups of coffee before posting
facebook timeline? no taaanks lady…
dont' believe me? go check out my "awsm blssm" facebook page and let's be "friends"...... but thats it! no further, i'm not doing another one of those online "hey let's meet up and make babies" type things.....learnt my lesson the last time *scratches privates (not the military ones...)
how MY brain works…true story bro
and never, not ONCe is the obsession with anything productive or with anything that requires me to exert any energy......
8 out of 75 use facebook…..science!
go to facebook.com/awsmblssm and "like" the sadness there!.....nothin sad about that..... aside from the fact that out of 50-100 daily visitors here, only 8 seem to go on facebook...GUYS it's 2012!..... you have to get on that facebook trend eventually...before it's too late......as in before facebok transforms into a real life robot composed entirely of faces (books for the private parts.....because it can)
i can has friends? =D
yeah, that's right, i ALREADY have 2 likes... you know what that means?..........seriously do you? i don't know wth THAT meanS!!!!!!.............now go like me*, on facebook!! =D *we're just friends bro!
which star matters most…moist?..no..most
and even the sun isn't doing it for me lately either....but hey, one step at a time i guess
look ma, he art good!
the above awesome illustration brought to you by my-daily-rage.tumblr.com - now THIS drawing, is almost as awsm blssm as my drawings....i'm more into wildlife illustrations!! .... not really though.....actually yes really, who the hell are you to judge my art?!? eff you guys......thanks for visiting the website though...now go watch some of my retarded videos so i can make more 😀
awsm blssm - home of the sarcasmopotamus 