siri = super intuitive really internet! <-- not sure why apple decided to call it that, but either way. here we have a loser using siri to make dinner reservations for his hot date, what's wrong buddy? seal eat your hands? ....... HAHAha, oh siri! your balls are like the falls, big, powerful and once you start going down on them, you can't come back up (the canadian side, not U.S =P)"
seen above is my (see: "not actually mine") artistic rendition of how i imagine the world will end. unicorns have babies with pac-men with horse shoe mouths and swirly marbles have porcupine quills......what, it could happen!..... save us meteor man!! (MaYbe 1 other person will get that reference to the early 90s.... who am i kidding, you all know who i'm talking about)
couldn't make that up......unless my name were jock phlegmington.......now THat was definitely made up.....just like a jock who has phlegm. pffft, when i get sick i hock up bunny rabbits, the fluffy kinds you can eat....too far? okay i'll stop............or will i?!?!?....yeah okay,, bye!
i tried that method of learning! for the entire 2 years of my undergraduate studies......whaa?!?!? could it be? are you reading the words of a geekneeous?!....HA! jokes on you!...no seriously, go look at the mirror, you'll see what i mean
i love this kids expression, reminds me of myself when i was younger.....like 80 something years ago.......GASP! could it be? could this hilariously, awsome-pants "blogger" be 60?!?!?!1?........math wasn't a compulsory subject back in the day =p
if you don't already know about sheesh sessions, check them out - random discussions with my friends about some recent things and stuffs.........captain ambiguous strikes again! ....anyways, the 3rd installment is coming VERY soon!
Heading your way in the near future. Not vague at all!
in the bowl: grape mint flavor tobacco
topics: ambulances, blackberry playbook vs. apple ipad, chow mein vs. lo mein noodles
me and some friends discuss a variety of random topics while enjoying an awesome blossom bowl of grapemint shisha or as we call it, da sheesh.
very random discussion while smoking shisha (aka sheesh session)
awsm blssm - home of the sarcasmopotamus 