Tag Archives: lmao
special browser is special
and that's precisely why i don't use the internet....in fact, even this post was mailed to my friend 4 days ago so HE could post it online. WHAt's that?! am i a time machine?....no dumbass, i'm a time traveller sent back from the past to the future in order to stop the world from going stupid.....PARADOXXX .....the adult film......now you might be asking yourself "wtf just happened?!" and you would be correct.....INCEpTION!.
....okay, so next time i think i won't have 3 cups of coffee before posting
…i raised an idiot…not me, but this lady did..
sometimes i worry about the future generations......... but then i usually end up laughing at how special some of them are right now =D
8 out of 75 use facebook…..science!
go to facebook.com/awsmblssm and "like" the sadness there!.....nothin sad about that..... aside from the fact that out of 50-100 daily visitors here, only 8 seem to go on facebook...GUYS it's 2012!..... you have to get on that facebook trend eventually...before it's too late......as in before facebok transforms into a real life robot composed entirely of faces (books for the private parts.....because it can)
why taxi when u cud ambulance?
lucky for me, i don't believe in walking!....rolling..... driving.....and eating...these are the three main methods of commute for me...the last one gets you an express ride to any hospital in your area =D WIN!
stuffed sammiches
the last time i went to the museum, i walked out with one of those mummy things...don't ask how, just appreciate the fact that i did it withOUT taking my pants off..... on an unrelated note: did you know that it is REALLY hard to sell a 6 foot tall roll of toilet paper on ebay?!.....yeah, i was surprised too! at $13.45 THAT is a bargain!
oooh, i see what you did there ;) ….
wait, WHAT DOES IT SAY BEHIND THE PLAY SIGN!!!!!?!?!??!??!??!?!!!111234!!?
this should come with a “free ambulance ride” card
here in canada we have whats known as "self respect", personally i have yet to find this creature.......but it SOUNds delicious
omg, i remember those days….
....because nothing says "i'm not a lazy fat guy" like two of the same kinds of posts in one day
tape it down bro!
i generally tape my bowl to the table when i eat, you can't trust little girls in yellow.......not yet at least.
geekneeous!!
i tried that.....did not work out as you would imagine. my cat kinda just landed on the piece of toast and started licking himself.......we made eye contact......it was awkward =s
rock, yeah!….ing, yeah!….
jeez….gIVe it up lady!
how i looked like as a kid….
there’s no punch line to that……literally i looked like that ^^ only with a mustache…..and a beard…….and no pants…….never did get into that trend
1 out of every 4 ……..
i think they mean 1 out of every 4 personalities is ..... REALLY!?! NO one got that reference?!?! go watch my jeero, silly simon or olav videos, oh and take notes i'll be quizzing you 😉 ....... not sure why i winked there
awsm blssm - home of the sarcasmopotamus 