Tag Archives: awesome

voicemails and how much i like them…. spoiler alert: not very much

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i love having to call my voicemail number, then entering my pass code, then waiting for the seductive robot lady voice to tell me i have 1 new voicemail and then to just hear you say: “hey it’s me, call me back”. now THAT’s information, i couldn’t have gotten from my caller ID =p

i employ a very simple system: if its nothing urgent, text me. if its important, send me a picture of yourself in that situation, preferably in a comical manner (e.g. “flat tire on the side of highway, dark, no cars, help!” —> show picture of self with no pants on beating the crap out of a scary clown with a tire iron…..now THAts comedy!)

fact!

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additionally, coffee = jet fuel and broom also equals pony, or in my case: a car...... cause even as a child..... i kNEw i was special

batman in downtown…wonder if they make that suit in XXL

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oh batman, you should come visit me sometime..we can discuss our crime fighting / jerky packet opening techniques. i generally prefer to use my laser eyes to burn off most packaging (and clothes)….oh whats that? you don’t have any ACTual powers except for your brains, money and prowess?………. HA! jokes on you, i don’t even HAve clothes….whaaat?

OH jesus, you hillaaaarrious…

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Most expensive Starbucks drink that DOESnt taste like crap…the fattuccino

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I call it, “the fattuccino” because nothing says diabetes like a venti frappuccino with vanilla bean and mocha….amongst other deliciousnesses….oh and then the 16 shots of espresso (fun fact: 16 shots of espresso + you = free ambulance ride =D

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new drink at starbucks

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next time you visit starbucks be sure to order "a trenta al-pacino with some of that white stuff sprinkled on it" (....vanilla powder), he usually brings his own whip................ does that even make sense? meh, doesn't matter............. HOOAAAAa

motherboy + siri = lols

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siri = super intuitive really internet! <-- not sure why apple decided to call it that, but either way. here we have a loser using siri to make dinner reservations for his hot date, what's wrong buddy? seal eat your hands? ....... HAHAha, oh siri! your balls are like the falls, big, powerful and once you start going down on them, you can't come back up (the canadian side, not U.S =P)"

how to draw…the end of the world

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seen above is my (see: "not actually mine") artistic rendition of how i imagine the world will end. unicorns have babies with pac-men with horse shoe mouths and swirly marbles have porcupine quills......what, it could happen!..... save us meteor man!! (MaYbe 1 other person will get that reference to the early 90s.... who am i kidding, you all know who i'm talking about)

CALL her!

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couldn't make that up......unless my name were jock phlegmington.......now THat was definitely made up.....just like a jock who has phlegm. pffft, when i get sick i hock up bunny rabbits, the fluffy kinds you can eat....too far? okay i'll stop............or will i?!?!?....yeah okay,, bye!

learning by osmosis…..or is it diffusion =O (mind blasted!)

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i tried that method of learning! for the entire 2 years of my undergraduate studies......whaa?!?!? could it be? are you reading the words of a geekneeous?!....HA! jokes on you!...no seriously, go look at the mirror, you'll see what i mean

baby got (it) back….

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i love this kids expression, reminds me of myself when i was younger.....like 80 something years ago.......GASP! could it be? could this hilariously, awsome-pants "blogger" be 60?!?!?!1?........math wasn't a compulsory subject back in the day =p

happy valentines day!

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happy valentines day to all! who, me? yeah i have a special someone *reaches for bag of krispy kreme (yeah, that's right...a bag! cause you can't drown feelings deep enough in just a box =D

facebook status updates…

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sheesh session 2 – SOPA, chocolate bars, and super happy fun time

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in the bowl: guava and mint tobacco
topics: SOPA, chocolate bars and super happy fun time

me and some friends discuss a variety of random topics while enjoying an awesome blossom bowl of grapemint shisha or as we call it, da sheesh.

very random discussion while smoking shisha (aka sheesh session)

my special class – annoying people in class

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(you can skip the 1min intro :p) – about some of the annoying people in class – awesome blossom style =D

if you’ve ever attended a large class in university or college, i’m sure you’ve seen these special people!

annoying people include:
-the blocker: the big guy who always blocks the row of seats
-the foreign prof: usually european or brown, most commonly found in math related courses
-the inconsiderate eater: oblivious of how loud he’s being with his food
-the know it all: he’s smarter than the prof!
-the nerdz0rs: the overzealous brown noser, usually has a lame personal anecdote to share
-the “special” group: friends who attend class together, and usually spend their time fooling around and distracting others
-the annoying “couple”: typically a guy and a girl =p – usually spend their class time making out or distracting everyone with their PDA

yay school!! =D